Me: *walks into the mansion carrying a replica of that one dummy from Goosebumps* I have a new friend!
BEN: That thing isn't alive you know?
Me: I know... But still, look how cool he is! I kinda wanna try and bring it to life and have him here for a couple of dares! I mean sure, he isn't from the same fandom but it'd be like a sorta crossover!
Sally: *walking in* Oh is that a doll? He's creepy!
Me: And everyone else here isn't?
Sally: Fair point
Me: Anyways, where are the others?
BEN: In the other room, why?
Me: *shrugs* I just wanted to know *puts the dummy down* Okay! Time to talk to the others. *walks out*
Jeff and Jane: *Fighting*
Me: Ah, this is some good entertainment.
Ada: *trying to break up the fight* Stop it!
Me: Hit him!
Callie: *Now awake, sitting on the sofa watching the fight*
Me: *sits next to her* This is fun..
Callie: *nods*
Jeff: *throws a knife at Jane who dodges it, the knife lands stuck in the sofa cushion next to the Author's head instead*
Me: Uh...I'll take that as my que to leave *runs out not wanting another close call*
BEN: Back already?
Me: It's chaos in there. Stay in here you two.
Sally: Okay!
Me: *picks up the dummy and looks at it*
Sally: What's that things name anyway?
Me: In the books and movies he's called Slappy..
Sally: What a weird name!
Me: Yeah *still looking at it* You guys think I should try and see if the spell from the book works?
BEN: You really wanna bring that thing to life?!
Me: Like I said, it'd be a cool crossover!
BEN: Weirdo...
