Me: Heck yeah! *shouts* Hey guys, we're playing kiss, marry, kill!
*everyone agrees*
Me: So uh... who's going first?
Callie: I have a suggestion. We all think of a number, the person with the lowest number goes first.
*time skip*
(I used a random name picker for all of this)
Me: Looks like Jeff is going first! Okay Jeff, Kiss, Marry, Kill... EJ, BEN and Kage
Jeff: Uh... Kiss Kage, Marry EJ and Kill BEN, just because it would weird doing either of the other two to a kid.
Me: Okay.. hm... Ada, You're next! Your 3 are Tootsy, Jane and LJ.
Ada: *doesn't even bother thinking about it* Kill Tootsy, kiss Jane, Marry LJ
Tootsy: Hey! Why would you kill me.
Ada: No reason
Me: Okay, BEN, you're next. Yours are.. Toby, Sally and Reginald
BEN: Hm... Kill Reginald because he's alteady dead anyway... Kiss Toby, because it'd be weird marrying a teen and Marry Sally.
Me: Alrighty! Next up is Jonah! Your 3 are Ada, Jeff and Medi.
Jonah: Kill Jeff just because, Marry Medi for obvious reasons and kiss Ada, because she was the only one left.
Me: Oki! Next up LJ. Yours are Kagekao, Jane and Ada
LJ: I'd uh... Kiss Kage, Marry Jane and *seems to hesitate* Kill Ada.
Ada: *gasps dramatically* Why must thou be so cruel?
LJ: Uh...
Me: Moving on... next up is Callie! Yours are Jeff, Candy Pop and... Ada.
Callie: Kill Jeff because I hate him, Kiss Candy Pop because he's cool and even though I like guys, I'd have to say marry Ada because she's the one I'm closest too.
Me: Tootsy, your turn. Yours are Kage, Reginald, and LJ.
Tootsy: Uh... Kill Reginald, kiss Kage and marry LJ.
Ada: *intense glaring, muttering* I swear...
(Seeing as the name picker I was using keeps picking the same few namesn I'll end this chapter here)