(No screenshots of the book this time, so sorry if it's confusing)
Me: Oi Jeff! This ones for you! Here *hands him a laptop* Read this book!
Jeff: Okay.. "How To Nina?"
Me: Yep, now read it you smiley faced edgelord.
Jeff: Chapter one "How to make her hate you".. Hm... All of these seem like they would work. Wait.. "5- I'm lazy and four is my fave number"?
Me: Huh? My favourite number is 11037, because of one of the other fandoms I'm in.
Jeff: Anyway... Chapter two. "Why you should hate her."
Me: Well that's harsh. She isn't that bad.
Jeff: *reading* "Because she is your regular stalker simper for Jeff who took it too far." That's not wrong.
Me: True
Jeff: *still reading* What they would do to Nina. They would summon killer toast? What? Anyway... "How to escape Nina" Huh? "Yeet her"? Heh, I'd like to yeet far away.
Me: Right...
Jeff: This book was...interesting... Oh, it's an apology for their last book! Oh, well in that case, you are forgiven.
