(If it's in bold it means I've said)
BEN: *kicks down the door* Cheeseburber! (No that is not a spelling mistake, that is exactly what my friend said)
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Sally: *trying to come up with a reason the rooms a mess* Hmmm..... Raccoons
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Emeline: Fudgin Bish
Callie: Aw! Thank you!
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LJ, when a kid is mad at him: It's like an angry hobbit...
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Ada: *drops her cake* Damn cake
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Jeff: *Messes something up multiple times in a row* You know what? I give up!
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Orlando: *whenever someone is annoying him* ... *raises his hand* You're gonna get the big smack!
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Jane, in a terrible British accent: 'ello governer!
EJ: *trying not to laugh* Chim chim cheroo!
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*All of them standing around a tree*
LJ: This is the cult of the tree
Ada: We must shelter under it for it is pouring
Jeff: We are to make the weakest stand in the rain, it is a sacrifice we must make for our safety.
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(The rest of this is just from a group chat that one of my school friends made)BEN: *looking out the window* I can't wait until the current pandemic goes yeet out the door..
Jeff: What?
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Jeff: Go to sleep
BEN and Sally: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK (Half bold, half not because me and someone else messaged back with the same thing at the exact same time)
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Me: *holding my ouija board pillow* I just realised, I could accidentally summon demons with a pillow like this...
Sally: Omg no
Me: OMG yes!
Sally: If you get possessed it's your fault for having a pillow like that
Jeff: I think she already is
Me: Now why would you say that?
Jeff: I don't know, You are from a sewer for a start
Me: I'm not even offended
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Emeline: Guess who forgot there e-mail password!
BEN: You?
Emeline: Yarp
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Me: So... I think my brother hates me now
Jeff: No, he probably already hated you
Me: No one can hate me, I'm too loveable.
Jeff: No you aren't
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Jane: If person dates themselves, they can't be disappointed
BEN: Yes they can, I speak from experience
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Me: I need a hobby, all I'm doing is listening to anime theme songs..
Ada: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
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Emeline: *waving at Orlando* Bye
Jeff: Oof
BEN: Oof
Sally: Oof