The pastas as things me and my friends have said

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(If it's in bold it means I've said)

BEN: *kicks down the door* Cheeseburber! (No that is not a spelling mistake, that is exactly what my friend said)

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Sally: *trying to come up with a reason the rooms a mess* Hmmm..... Raccoons

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Emeline: Fudgin Bish

Callie: Aw! Thank you!

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LJ, when a kid is mad at him: It's like an angry hobbit...

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Ada: *drops her cake* Damn cake

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Jeff: *Messes something up multiple times in a row* You know what? I give up!

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Orlando: *whenever someone is annoying him* ... *raises his hand* You're gonna get the big smack!

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Jane, in a terrible British accent: 'ello governer!

EJ: *trying not to laugh* Chim chim cheroo!

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*All of them standing around a tree*

LJ: This is the cult of the tree

Ada: We must shelter under it for it is pouring

Jeff: We are to make the weakest stand in the rain, it is  a sacrifice we must make for our safety.

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(The rest of this is just from a group chat that one of my school friends made)

BEN: *looking out the window* I can't wait until the current pandemic goes yeet out the door..

Jeff: What?

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Jeff: Go to sleep

BEN and Sally: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK (Half bold, half not because me and someone else messaged back with the same thing at the exact same time)

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Me: *holding my ouija board pillow* I just realised, I could accidentally summon demons with a pillow like this...

Sally: Omg no

Me: OMG yes!

Sally: If you get possessed it's your fault for having a pillow like that

Jeff: I think she already is

Me: Now why would you say that?

Jeff: I don't know,  You are from a sewer for a start

Me: I'm not even offended

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Emeline: Guess who forgot there e-mail password!

BEN: You?

Emeline: Yarp

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Me: So... I think my brother hates me now

Jeff: No, he probably already hated you

Me: No one can hate me, I'm too loveable.

Jeff: No you aren't

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Jane: If  person dates themselves, they can't be disappointed

BEN: Yes they can, I speak from experience

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Me: I need a hobby, all I'm doing is listening to anime theme songs..

Ada: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

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Emeline: *waving at Orlando* Bye

Jeff: Oof

BEN: Oof

Sally: Oof

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