Callie: *reading a science book she found in the wood* Chemistry, more like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what's going on.
Jeff: Calculus, more like CalKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation.
Toby: Biology more like BYEology, because I'm out
BEN: Math more like no
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Ada: How long does a person have to be dead before it's considered archaeology instead of grave robbing?
Random person: As an archaeologist I find this a very awkward question
LJ: Answer the question grave robber!
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LJ: Which country has the most birds?
Ada: PortuGeese! Wait...
Reginald: That's a language
Jeff: PortuGull!
BEN: Nice recovery
Sally: Don't you mean nice reDovery?
Callie: Turkey! How did we miss Turkey?!
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LJ: Why aren't there adult sized playgrounds?! Like everything is the same as a kids playground but bigger! Why do we not have those?!
Jeff: Theme parks. Just. Theme parks.
Ada: *butting into the conversation* But you have to pay for theme parks!
Jeff: That's the adult part
Ada and LJ: Son of a witch! (I refuse to type swear words)
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Toby: Name one thing that is better than a dog
Sally: Two dogs!
Toby: Crap! You're right!
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Callie: Fun fact! The average person walks past a murderer at least 36 times in their life!
Jane: I like how this is a fun fact
Callie: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you!
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Jeff: Do vampire just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then drink, or do their fangs work like a straw?... I haven't slept in 3 days.
EJ: This is a valid question.
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LJ: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Sally: This...I don't like this..
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Callie: *Lying on the floor* I guess you could say I've fallen for you.
Toby: You literally rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive?
