Me: Oh believe me, I enjoy making things angsty. Anyway lets get into it.
*the pastas all are chillin' when their past selves appear in front of them*
Jeff: Woaw, it's the old me.
Me: Yep, and all of you need to tell your past selves anything useful to prepare them for the future. Now go!
Jeff: Uh... Well past me... all I gotta say is be prepared for your life being hell. Bullies who land you in hospital, and you know you kinda go crazy..
Past Jeff: Okay?
Me: Ok onto the next one, *looks around to see who else is talking to their past self*
LJ: *looking at his past self* Oh yikes, I forgit I used to be so colourful. Uh.. listen you're gonna basically be forgotten by Isaac. And you're gonna be sat in your box for years alone...
Past LJ: You mean I end up being forgotten?!
LJ: Yeah...
Toby: Um... Well... You're gonna get in an accident... You'll lose your sister...
Past Toby: No...
Toby: Yeah... And a lot of other stuff will happen, but I don't want to upset you...uh..me?
Jane: Okay, just be prepared to hate Jeff. He killed your family..
Past Jane: Ok
BEN: Uh... I don't know what to say... I mean you do end up haunting a game
Past BEN: Awesome! Wait does that mean I'm gonna die?!
BEN: *nods*
Sally: Hey past me... I don't wanna tell you everything that happens...it's a bit much... but you are gonna end up dying...
Past Sally: *tearing up* I'm gonna die?
Sally: Yeah...
(i don't remember if EJ has a past self and I know that Kage, ine of the new ones added, doesn't have a past self, he was born the way he is)
Callie: Hey past me.. listen I know it's hard to take in but... You'll lose your parents... Mum and Dad...they...they get killed in front of you...
Past Callie: Mum and dad die? No... they can't... I need them!
Callie: *hugs her past self* You'll get through it, believe me, and you'll make some new friends who will always be there for you. I promise...
Ada: Hiya past me!
Past Ada: Woaw! You're a ghost?! I knew ghosts were real...
Ada: Heh, yeah. Just listen you're life will go alright for a while, but then you get hit by a horse and carriage...
Past Ada: O-oh...
Past Reginald: And I'm guessing you're my future self? I assume I die at a young age as well.
Reginald: Yeah, your own wife kills you... my only advice is don't get too attached to her, it'll only end in heartbreak..
Pop: Okay listen, yeah you manage to trap night terrors in the mirror
Past Candy Pop: That's great!
Pop: But you also make the dumb mistake of looking in that mirror and your soul sort of fuses with his, you kill the rest of your kind because of him...
Past Pop: Oh...
Me: Wow okay, lots of angst from everyone
