Diabolik Lovers Incorrect Quotes and Inside Jokes

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My opinions, which may or may not be unpopular.

Azusa, Shu and Kanato are all SEVERELY overrated.

Reiji, Carla and Yuma are all extremely underrated.

Ayato and Kou deserve more credit than what they get.

Laito and Ruki don't deserve ANY rights WHAT SO FUCKING EVER.

Kino and Shin are kinda useless and are just annoying in general.

Subaru is strictly middle ground.

Also the fanon versions of all the boys irk me to some extent.

Some facts the fandom ain't ready for.

Ayato's not that fucking stupid.

Reiji's not that much of a dick, it's canon that he actually has a soft and considerate side for those he's close to and he does care about his brothers with the exception of Shu.
But it's also canon he'll have sex with anyone regardless of their sex/gender or if they're taken.
Also a misogynist who believes women belong in the kitchen.

Everyone fucking forgets that Kanato, Azusa and Subaru are sadistic, murder-driven, merciless vampires, not uwu soft boi's.

No one cares enough about the Mukami's except for Azusa.

The Tsukinami's need more screentime or else we're never going to truly care for them the way we do for the Sakamaki's.

We all forget that Laito isn't nice. He has no emotions, he does not care for anyone, he confuses love with lust and is willing to r*pe anyone he wants to. He's a bloodthirsty whore and likes to ab*se people for the fun of it. Also, he's a misogynistic asshole.

Kanato ain't nice. I don't know why y'all think he'd give you the time of day. He would quite literally rip your eyeballs out with a fork and then r*pe you. (It's canon that he r*ped Yui, fuck off)

Ruki is the only legitimate heartless monster. Also a misogynist.

Shu is just heartless.

Yuma can and will devour you, and not just in a sexual way. He will kill you by draining you of your blood and he'll make sure it hurts.

Subaru doesn't trust women. To all the little girls who think they have a chance with him, you don't. That is also a form of misogyny. He also will not hesitate to make you suffer by killing you slowly because of his self hatred and because you trying to be close to him would bring back his trauma.

Kou is a selfish asshole and does not genuinely care for anyone but himself and his brothers and will willingly step on you to get his way.

Shin is a bitch and will force you to lick the dirt off his boots. That's a canon fact.

There is no way in hell you think Azusa wouldn't stab you just for shits and giggles. H o n e y, this asshole would cut you, stab you and twist the knife, then fuck you till it hurt or MAKE YOU stab him if you don't agree to the first option.

You forget all these men have inhuman strength and would not care for your life, especially if you were sent as a human sacrifice.

You also forget that Kou, Kanato, Laito, Subaru and Azusa are all mentally unstable and fucking deranged and are incapable of loving you. (mostly due to their twisted views, of which cannot be treated by any kind of therapy or affection you give them)

Reiji, Ruki, Shu and Carla are also incapable of love.

Ayato is possible the only one capable of love (canonly) and even then, it is replaced by pure sadism and anger.

Oh, they'll also gaslight you and you won't even realize it.

I think that's it for now.

OH ONE I DIDNT GET TO MENTION IS THAT AZUSA'S A FUCKING LIAR AND HE'LL LIE JUST TO MAKE PPL "HAPPY"