Yui: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Shu: *Is asleep*
Reiji: No.
Laito: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Subaru: Drunk.
Kanato: Wasted.
Ayato: Dead.

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