Diabolik Lovers Incorrect Quotes and Inside Jokes

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I have over a thousand DL memes in my folder. And they keep adding up.

Also, I'm literally getting all of these from the internet, so if you get the references, good for you.

Also also, if you think I'm gonna make things about Yui just liking Ayato, you're wrong. For some reason, people seem to think those 2 are canon and are "otp meant to be" or that they're madly in love with each other. Like, bitch, have you NEVER seen the anime OR have any knowledge of the game??

The S T U P I D I T Y.

So when I write stuff, it pertains to the games as well, so that means multiple love interest interactions.

Anyway, enough of me. Time for funny stuff.

Yui: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Azusa: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Kou: Tackle him.

Shu: Dump him.

Ruki: Kick him in the shin.

Yuma: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN