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by MoonTeaMonster

BACK AT IT AGAIN AFTER MONTHS OF NOT UPDATING BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF AND SCHOOL IS A BITCH

Today's theme is: How many shots would it take for me to punch the characters ☆

Shu: Maybe 1. Honestly, I'd hit him for the fun of hit and he's probably too damn lazy to do anything about it.
But if he does decide to do something, I guarantee it'll work in my favor.

Reiji: 5. I don't hate him, but sometimes he pisses me off.

Ayato: Depends. He's a little shitthough, so I'll give it like 6 or 7.

Kanato: NONE. It takes absolutely nothing for me to wanna punch him and maybe kick him in the balls.

Laito: 2. He's hot, yes, but like, he's also a cunt.

Subaru: 9183737372827373747 shots. I love him and even if I didn't, this man would actually make me regret messing with him.

Ruki: Seeing as I started simping for him again, maybe like 6 shots.

Kou: You'd think I'd go with a big number because I'm hella gay for him and stan him, but honestly, I'd give myself about 10 because sometimes he's a little irritating, even for me.

Yuma: I'd rather poison myself and die from my alcohol intake than fight this man. He's literally the strongest and will not hesitate to make me regret my existance.

Azusa: 3. Partly because I don't care for him that much and he's lowkey annoying, but also because I know he'd like it.
Lmao

Shin: Fuck this man. 4 shots. I'm prepared to either die or get fucked, but punching him would be worth it.

Carla: I dunno, like, 15. I don't hate him, but I don't love him, but I REALLY don't want to make him angry.
At least, not while I'm sober anyways.

Kino: 7.

Karlheinz: -1 million. You don't have to give me anything to wanna punch him. Who cares if he's hot. He's disgusting and I hate him and I'm prepared to say goodbye to my sugar daddy privileges after punching this man.

Richter: *immediately knocks him out*
This man is a worthless shit and he can't do a damn thing if my weak ass were to punch him.

Cordelia: *immediately punches, slaps her face, stabs her, gashes her throat, gouges out her eyes, cuts off her arm and shoves the knife down her throat, then burns her alive*
I think you have your answer.

Beatrix: 20. She's not all that bad.

Christa: Maybe like 49 shots. I can take it.