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Legitimate conversation I had with friends once.


Ayato: I'm going to commit stair-fall

Laito: I'm going to commit headdesk

Kanato: I'm going to commit reverse murder

Reiji: I'm going to commit trainwreck

Subaru: I'm going to commit knife-chest

Shu: I'm going to commit permanent melatonin

Yui: i-

Yui: Are you guys okay?

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