Diabolik Lovers Incorrect Quotes and Inside Jokes

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Headcanon? I still don't know if I'm writing technically counts as a headcanon, but we're rolling with it.

How they'd react to what the fandom thinks of them.

Shu: Doesn't care, calls us out for being pervs

Reiji: About to clean his eyes, ears and brain with bleach.

Ayato: Obviously taking pride in how many people actually like him and ignoring the bad shit people say, might be a little horny after reading... some content. C'mon, you know him.

Kanato: Confused and terrified, also about to bathe in bleach.

Laito: Not surprised, calls us pervs as if he's any better, more horny than usual.

Subaru: Confused, disgusted, and is on his way to kill himself.

Ruki: Not surprised and lowkey disappointed, is threatening to murder us if this keeps up.

Kou: Not all that surprised, will tease us for being nasty, doesn't understand why everyone says he gives off gay best friend energy.

Yuma: Confused but amused and also horny, lowkey pissed that people ship him with Shu, will 100% make fun of us.

Azusa: Is happy, but still doesn't have the will to live.

Karl: "I want you to take one good look at my fat ass and tell me if I look like I give a fuck."

Beatrix: Is crying.

Christa: Also crying.

Cordelia: Highkey pissed and is on her way to murder us.

Richter: Has no fucks to give.

Kino: Is slightly amused, but also confused as fuck.

Shin: Finds us funny, but wants to know why he isn't more popular than all the rest.

Carla: Disgusted and disappointed and wants to die right this instant.

Yui: Either ugly crying in a corner all alone or way too stupid to understand that basically almost no one loves her.

Seiji: Doesn't care and has no regrets.