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Okay, but Sander Sides incorrect quotes are amazing!


Reiji: So if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you dies, it's poisonous.

Kanato: What if it bites you and it dies?

Reiji: That means you're poisonous, Kanato.

Subaru: What if it bites itself and I die?

Reiji: That's voodoo.

Ayato: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Reiji: That's correlation, not causation.

Kanato: What if both of us bite each other and neither of us dies?

Laito and Ayato simultaneously: That's kinky.

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