Diabolik Lovers Incorrect Quotes and Inside Jokes

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Me: You said that you'd do anything for 20 dollars an hour, correct? 

Ayato: That's right.

Me: Good. I have something that more than likely won't take you more than an hour or two if you know what you're doing.

Ayato: *horny smile* Oh? And what's that?

Me: My fence could use a fresh coat of paint.

Ayato: *Internal confused screaming*

Me: That's not too difficult, right?

Ayato: You cheeky son of a bitch.

Me: Well...?

Ayato: Oh, fine. I'll paint your damn fence.