SO IM NOT DOING DRIVERS LICENSE PT 2 BC I HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO-
so this is just- ✨C H A O S✨ so yeah
pretty sure this was requested by okie_hii like 2934893 years ago but yk what- be quiet
and ofc we had to have our very favorite ✨MIRACLE BOY✨ so this semishira ft. ushiten :3 Ushy gushy doesnt have a big part tho- he kinda just sits there ._.
and a CrAp ToN of cursing
and AdUlT jOkEs (you know what i mean *smirking cat*)
SO YEAH
also the pairs are already dating in this now go
=============Park at Midnight=============
"WAKE THE FUCK UP SHIRABITCH!!"
Shirabu shot up in bed, looking around. He was met with a mischievous face, topped with bright red hair. "..What the fuck Tendou."
Semi who was beside him got up and looked around groggily. "..Kenjirou?"
"OH HO HO? SEMISEMI WHY'RE YOU HERE? DID YOU GUYS FUCK?"
"Oh, my god Satori. We're dating."
"YEAH I KNEW THAT BUT DID YOU FUCK??"
"No. No we didn't. Now why the shit are you here?"
"NAHH,, DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS! C'MERE! WE'RE GOING OUT!!"
Shirabu flipped him off. "No. I'm tired."
"SHIRABOOBIESSS!! C'MONNN!!! YOU'RE NO FUNN!"
"What are we even gonna do?"
"Eh, probably commit arson. C'MON!"
So somehow, some way they all ended up in Ushijima's Toyota.
"Ushijima-san? Why're you here?"
"Ah, Tendou told me to come. I'm not quite sure why."
"Of fucking course."
"Ma, ma! Shirabubbles don't be such a party pooper! Here, I'll play some music."
Tendou connected his phone to the bluetooth on the car and started playing music from the early 2010s. (yk we love that music MHM)
The middle blocker starting singing along energetically while bopping his head up and down.
(so thats the song ^)
"Hey baby won't you look my way, I can be your new addiction! Hey baby what you gotta say? All you're giving me is fiction"
He nodded at Semi, signaling for him to take it away. And the Semi we all know and love would never give up the chance to sing his heart out.
"I'm a sorry sucker and this happens all the time! I found out that everybody talks,
Everybody talks, everybody talks"
At the chorus, Tendou joined in, smiling brightly.
"IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER!! AND THAT WAS WHEN I KISSED HER~~"
YOU ARE READING
SEMISHIRA ONESHOTS
FanfictionUh hi- this is just a bunch of plots i was too lazy to turn into books- shit ton of angst. Like a shit ton, i'm a sadist. REQUESTS OPEN, if ya wanna request smth, please do im not good at coming up with plots- THIS SHIT SHOW WILL INCLUDE: -FLUFF M...
