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AU(s): Normal AU

Ship(s): Camie Utsushimi x Katsuki Bakugou

Short

( Author Note ): I apologize for having such short one-shots recently, most of these have been in my drafts for a while, and I have a lot of drafts I want to post.

"Inasa."

Inasa looked up when he heard Camie calling his name, "yes?"

Camie sighed heavily as she sat down, before getting serious and folding her hands together.

"I've seen some cake I want but I don't know if I should just take it or ask for it."

Inasa blinked for a moment, what a strange question.

"Well, you shouldn't take anything without permission.."

"But I don't know how to ask for it!"

"You're acting strange," he tossed a Capri-Sun at her, taking a sip of his own, "usually you aren't afraid to ask for such things."

"Well... this cake.. is .. special.." Camie talked slowly, as if she were trying to hide some vital information. Inasa eyed her carefully, "who's cake is this? And are we even talking about the same cake??"

"Bakugou's," she blurted, "and no we aren't, I'm talking about his ass."

Inasa stared at her for a long time, and she stared back.

"Just be straight up, pretty sure Bakugou hates it when people aren't straight forward with him."

"Thanks!" She grinned before jogging away.

"Don't die!!" Inasa yelled, earning suspicious glances from on-lookers.

"Katsuki!" Camie chirped as she bonked shoulders with him before wrapping an arm around his waist.

Bakugou grunted, "don't fucking call me that.." he glared at the girl, who slumped at the remark.

"Awww! Katsuki don't be like that!!"

Narrowing his eyes at her, Bakugou stopped walking; causing Camie to stumble.

"What do you need to say, extra?"

"..eh-"

"Just get to the god damn point!-"

"Okay okay christ!!" Camie huffed, shifting uncomfortably, "will you.. Go.. on a.. Date....with..me?" That was new. Camie wasn't normally this... timid. Then again she just asked him out- wait.. "WHAT?!" Bakugou let out an undignified squeak.

Camie seemed to have gained some confidence, Bakugou being flustered clearly helping.

"Yup!"

"I-I-"

"I'll take that as a yes! Thanks pretty boy, now.. Let's go!!"

"GO WHERE?!" Bakugou screeched as he was dragged down the street, his face burning crimson form the looks people were giving them. CAMIE'S HOLDING MY HAND

He let out another undignified squeak when she slowed down, turned towards him, and wrapped her arms around his hips. In the midst of his pansexual panic, his arms were in, as we gays like to call it, the t-rex position, and he had no clue where to put them. Camie smiled dearly at that, moving one of her hands to gently guide Bakugou's hands over her shoulders.

She kissed him softly on the nose, and Bakugou was too flustered to notice the hand reaching towards his behind.

Until the hand grabbed and got quite the handful of ass.

"I GOT THAT CAKE!"

"CAMIE YOU BASTARD-"

"LOVE YOU TOO BABE!!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP RUNNING!! DON'T MAKE THIS ANYMORE PAINFUL THAN IT'S GOING TO BE-"