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|| 04 || ⚣⚤ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅᴇʀs ⚤⚣

Denki:
If you put purple dye in your cum, would the baby be purple?

Author: SHut the fuCK up my readers are confused-

Denki: :')

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Bakusquad

Sero: I'm so bored

Kami: omg same

Jirou: stfu  

* Author Note: waiT same energy omg twinS

Kami: ):

Sero: I- anyways anyone got shoulder pics-

Mina: OMFG YESS BITCH HAND EM OVER-

Kirishima: no sorry-

Bakugou: ...why-

Kami: OML BLASTY HAVE SHOULDER PICS DONT U

Kirishima: yeah I can send them to you-

Bakugou: KIRISHIMA NO

Kirishima: KIRISHIMA YES
(Photo)

Jirou: well shit-

Kaminari has screenshotted a photo

Mina has saved to camera roll
Mina: Im sending these to the class-

Bakugou: WAIT NO PLEASE-

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Class 1A

Mina: hey bitches

Iida: ASHIDO-CHAN THAT IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE!

Uraraka: uwa- Iida-kun calm down please-

Mina: anyways, I have a photo for you guys

Mineta: IS IT A CUTE GIRL?!

Tsu: .....kero.....

Kirishima: yes a very cute girl indeed

Bakugou: no

Sero: yes-

Kaminari: yEs-

Jirou: yes :)

Bakugou: >:c

Mina: >:)
(Photo)

Midoriya has saved a photo to camera roll

Sero: BFKDHEIDJFKFOG M I D O R I Y A-

Kaminari: I MEAN-

Midoriya: for research only-

Mineta: .......
Mineta has screenshotted a photo

Uraraka: well I'll be damned

Iida: ......ASHIDO THIS IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE-

Momo kicked Iida
Momo screenshoted a photo

Mina: 😌✨