Incorrect quotes (part 2)

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Hi I'm back on my bullshit again✨
Also can we talk about how cute that photo is

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Christine to Meg: "and they where roommates!"

Erik in the rafters: "oh my God they where roommates"

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Christine: "My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?"

Meg: "Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him"

Raoul: "tackle him"

Meg: "Dump him"

Raoul: " Kick him in his shin"

Erik: "NO TO ALL OF THOSE-JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN-"

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Christine: "babe, Can you hand me the butter?

Erik: *reaches for the butter*

Raoul: *also reaches for the butter*

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Meg: *running in through the door, a stick of butter in hand* "you needed me, babe?"

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This one is for @ westleydraws on Pinterest and them only 💀🙌

Raoul: " I can't believe we're stuck in this room together-"

Erik, swallowing the key: "truly unfortunate"

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Christine when she loses Raoul somewhere

Christine to a worker: "Have you seen my friend!?"

Christine: "average height, blonde hair, blue eyes"

Christine: "he's clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet-"

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Erik to Christine: I can't go. Stress isn't good for the baby

Christine: what baby-?

Erik: me

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Okay so I can't think of anything else to type so lmao I hope yall have a good day :)



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