Too many drinks lead to: one fxcked up heart, one cellphone, one stupid idea, and one charming guy on the other end.
To many drinks leads to; one too many mistakes.
New message...
Mouse: DUCKY!
Mouse: GET UR BXTCH ASS UP! MOFO!
Mouse: UR SO SEXY! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
...
Ducky: someones shxt faced
Mouse: what the fudge cakes, oooooooo bob tob lob, cob salad!
Ducky: ur drunk, princess.
Mouse: ooooooooh yaaah
Ducky: haha ok darlin, where are you!?
Mouse: my lovies house HOUSE BOOM CLAP!!#$%^
Ducky: and who might that be?
Mouse: MARLEY OF COURSE!
Ducky: whos that, ur bestie?
Mouse: DUH BABY! HEHE BABY, UR CUTE... CUTE OH YOU KNOW whos SupeR cuuuuute!
Ducky: no, who?
Mouse: this guy Ive been talk walkie talkie fxck talkin too... his names ducky! hes soooo cute and I really want him to bend me over a table, if yu knw what I means, hahaahha
sweet jesus!
Ducky: mhm
Mouse: oh and also my fwend told me... umm
Ducky: what she tell you?
Mouse: apples are good.
Ducky: she told you that? how lovely :)
Mouse: noooooooo, she told me my baby duckys name... ur silly!
Ducky: oh, she did?
Mouse: MMmmm
Ducky: and whats his name?
Mouse: I don memer
Ducky: baby
Mouse: I tired
Ducky: go to sleep baby
Mouse: ok
Mouse: ooooh MARLEY, imma tell you what niall said tomaro
bingo
Ducky: why dont you tell me now?
Mouse: Mmm ok, he told me he likes me, hehe but the thing is, I dont like him...
Ducky: you dont?
Mouse: nooooo, I love him. but secret, you keep k... nite nite
oh shxt.
Ducky: sure mouse
Mouse: haha mouse, chuuu never call me mouse! haha
Ducky: sorry, what do I usually call you? Im kinda tipsy.
Mouse: ooooh mar mars drunk hahaha you call me my name, grier silly! ur so silly!
Ducky: I am lol and night Grier, love you!
Mouse: :P
oh baby, good luck to you tomorrow. You're gonna need it.
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The Air Between Us • NH
Fanfiction[Niall Horan AU] text style; it all started with a question and ended with an answer. Serious laugh out loud moments, naughty jokes, ridiculous cuteness, super fluff all over the place, and maybe a little smut. Who knows... lol