tick...tick...BOKE

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idk what to make the title

mentions of blood,weaponry, death,decapitation..y'know not good stuff.

there is swearing obviously
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Ade  and Emely stood in an alleyway in front of a crying man. Emely kicked dirt at him. "Stop crying..its annoying, old man, you knew what you were doing."

"we dont take to kindly to spies.."  Ade said,pulling a gun our of her coat.

"wait let's kick him around a bit-" Emely said, Ade put the gun back."and get our shoes dirty..Yeah no thanks, Em..Let's just get this over with before his piece of hot garbage boss shows up." 

Emely shrugged and pulled her switchblade out of her pocket. Ade grabbed the guys head by the hair  and held him up. "dont get yourself dirty..we've got a party to get to"

Emely nodded and quickly slashed the knife through the guys throat. Ade dropped him. "Is it deep enough to kill?" she looked at her sister as she pulled her gloves off.

"if no one finds him..then yeah it'll kill slowly." Emely shrugged cleaning her knife and putting it away the removing her own gloves. Ade pressed a button on her shoe and watched as it became covered in steel.

"I want a pair of those." Emely said.

" I'll talk to my manufacturer." Ade grinned  and stood by the man's head.He was unconscious at the moment. She aimed and reeled her leg backwards then kicked the man's head off and watched as it landed in a trashcan. "nothing but net." she grinned.

Emely looked astonished."holy crap that was awesome!"

Ade pressed the button again and the shoe returned to normal. "Anyways...Kuroo needs better spies.Lets go we're already 5 minutes late."  she led Emely out of the alley and back to the car. 

"To Fukurodani and make it quick,We're fashionably late."  Emely told the driver.

Ade crossed her arms and kicked the back of the driver's seat."you heard her let's move man!" 

The driver yelped and nodded,He began driving.

Ade huffed. "If  I see that Rooster haired freak at that party I'm gonna kick him where it hurts."

"wouldnt that start a brawl? just tell Akaashi and Bokuto, they'll do something." Emely said. "but just know I'm right by your side if anything happens."

"Yeah and I'm right by yours to the end of the line, afterall we're family it's what we do."  Ade hugged Emely with a small smile.

*timeskip*

The car door was pulled open by Akaashi. He helped Emely out and then Ade. "Thanks Akaashi.Please tell me that Rooster haired pain in my ass isnt here"

"so you talk about me even when I'm not around? How sweet ,I knew you still loved me!" Kuroo approached and Ade let out a small growl.

"You stay away from me and Emely."  She glared at him. He held his hands up."As long as you stay away from me"

"Also get better spies. You ain't slick."  Emely chimed Akaashi led the girls away from Kuroo, who clicked his tongue and shook his head, with a small smirk.

Ade and Emely were led to a table by Akaashi. Bokuto,daichi,ushijima, oikawa,and kenma were seated there.

"So our guests of honor have finally arrived!" Bokuto chirped.

"Hey koutaro." Emely smiled.

"Sorry we're late Bo..we ran into a rat problem." Ade  grumbled.

"it's all good."

"Fellas these are the assassins I was talking  about."

"Seriously?" Oikawa chimed.

Ade crossed her arms."got a problem, shittykawa?"  she asked.

"I...No ma'am." he was about to say something but Iwaizumi was glaring at him from across the room.

"Hello Adelynn."

Ade mentally groaned.'I hate that name.'

"Wakatoshi. its lovely to see you." she forced a smile.

"Likewise." he held his hand out to her,she took it and shook it.

"Hey Sawmura you're looking as lovely as ever" she turned her attention to the man in orange. "How is everyone?" her smile became genuine.

Emely was conversing with Kenma about how annoying Kuroo is and about whether or not they should ditch the party and go play video games.

*timeskip*

There was a red dot on Ade's forehead. That didnt go unnoticed. Everyone currently seated at the table,(akaashi,bokuto,etc) pulled out a gun.  Ade got up and told them to put the guns away.

"Kuroo. you know better than to target me at a party." she slowly moved towards him.

"I wasnt trying to target you I was targeting her." the point suddenly moved to Emely's forehead, causing Ade to freeze right in front of him.

"What do you want from me?" She hissed."Leave her alone. She has nothing to do with the shit going on between us.I didnt rope her in so you shouldn't either." She kneed him in the groin."EMELY GET DOWN!" She yelled, The younger sibling did as instructed and the sound of a gun going off rang through the building.

Ade was shot in the side. She took Kuroo's gun and snapped it in half, then put a hand on her wound."Shit...Is Everyone alright?" Ade asked. She heard a few yeses and that was enough."Good..Kuroo...I hate you and I hate that I felt anything for you. Anything and everything that happened in the past is the past and long forgotten. Move on for your sake and mine.." she stumbled away from him and back to the table. Ade helped Emely up and gave her, her cellphone."call eraser-"
She winced as she fell in pain."the fuck was that bullet laced with?"

Daichi and Akaashi carefully helped her up and sat her on a chair.

*timeskip*

Ade and Emely were taken back to Yuuei Hq and the party ended with Bokuto kicking Kuroo out. "If you dont know how to act at parties then maybe you shouldnt come to any at all." the owl glared at him.

"but.."

"But nothing get out and dont come back until you learn to have respect for people." Bokuto said shutting the door on him.

"Akaashi get some people to clean this up, let's go find a flower arrangement to drop off." he ran a hand through his hair.

"on it." Akaaashi nodded.
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anyways the gurls are mafia bosses like the captains and they're besties are. They're the bosses of Yuuei, U.A, the mha school. Hint hint.."call eraser-"  if it wasnt obvious then it should be now.


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