Dont take this seriously please
Emely and Ade were forcefully woken up by their mother throwing buckets of ice onto them, snapping several bones.
"Wake up whores I've sold you away for extra cash." Their mother said.
Ade and Emely sighed and got out of their sleeping bags, tossing their messy black hair into messy buns, putting on their all black clothes and tuning into their my chemical romance playlists when, Omg!, All might from My Hero Academia, cane into the room. "Hello girls I'm here to take you to class 1a!"
The car ride was long and boring, All might kept talking g about a rash he couldn't reach on his left ass cheek.
"as much as I care about your left Ass chap All Might...how much longer until we get there?" emely asked
"and how do you fit in the car..you're like 7 feet tall and in your thicc with extra cs form." Ade added.
"I dont know..but get out of the car." All might Said.
"why?" Emely asked.
"cause we're here. Stu-...um sweet sunshine child." All might coughed.
Ade and Emely shrugged and lazily crawled out of the car, putting their headphones on again. All might got our of the car and scratched at his left ass cheek them smelled it and deflated at the scent of his rancid ass.
Ade and Emely bumped into something that smelled like caramel and gunpowder.
"Oi get off of me you shi-"
Ade reached up and squeezed bakugo's boobs.
"Soft." she muttered to herself before pulling away from the taller teen.
"What the fuck?!" Bakugo yelled.
Emely slapped her sister head."Ade you cant just start sexually harassing people!"
"But I'm not? Kacchan is an old friend and if anything...he didnt say stop"
"i... what? No shut up idiot." Emely sighed.
"stick to the script you moron." Bakugo rolled his eyes.
"well excuse me for forgetting my lines!Who wrote this garbage anyways?"
"I believe it was Mineta." All might answered.
"No wonder this crap is so weird!" bakugo tore up his script, Ade set hers on fire and Emely threw hers and All might's into the sun.
"Let's go off script some more and assassinate the writer."Ade offered.
"couldn't have said it better myself, pyronerd"bakugo grinned, maliciously and the two went off to find mineta while Emely helped All might with his bleeding.
