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Opening: Cherry Blossom Kiss]


[Indistinct chattering]


Haruhi - [Sigh] ~This place has four library rooms. You'd think one of them would be quiet.~


~How are things in heaven Mom? I can't believe it's been ten years already. I'm beginning to think that rich kids only come to school to have a good time.~


~An abandoned music room. I guess this is the only place I'll be able to study in peace and quiet.~


Ouran Host club - "Welcome!"


Haruhi - ~When I opened the door, I found the Host Club.~

"Starting Today, You Are a Host!"

Tamaki - "Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school, Ouran Academy. The Ouran Host Club is where the school's handsomest boys, with too much time on their hands, entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran Academy's elegant playground for the super-rich and beautiful."

Haruhi - "This is a host club?"

Hikaru and Kaoru - "Oh wow, it's a boy!"

Emely and Adelynn- "Oh yay...more testosterone-"

Kyoya - "Hikaru, Kaoru, I believe this young man is in the same class as you, isn't he?"

Hikaru and Kaoru - "Yeah, but he's shy. He doesn't act very sociably, so we don't know much about him."

Kyoya - "Hm. Well, that wasn't very polite."

"Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, Mr. Honor Student."

Tamaki - "What? You must be Haruhi Fujioka! You're the exceptional honor student we've heard about."

Haruhi - "How did you know my name?"

~two out of eight lightbulbs light up~

[Emely and Adelynn slide over to Haruhi and throw their arms over her shoulders]

Kyoya- "Why, you're infamous. It's not every day that a commoner gains entrance into our academy. You must have an audacious nerve to work hard enough to fight your way into this school as an honor student Mr. Fujioka."

~

Another lightbulb lights up~

Haruhi- "Well uh, thank you I guess"

Emely- No need to thank anyone

Adelynn- Yeah!

Tamaki Suoh - "You're welcome. You're a hero to other poor people, Fujioka. You've shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy. It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others."

~Ade and Emely sent a sharp glare at Tamaki~

Haruhi - "I think you're taking this "poor" thing too far."

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