french secrets are the dirtiest secrets

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LANDO
Hey Guys☺️

KIMI
Bwoah

SEB
Why, just why?

LEWIS
Whats your problem? Let the kids have fun

GEORGE
We are no kids anymore, Lewis

CHARLES
U sure?

SEB
You are a kid yourself, Charles

CHARLES
Im 23 man

SEB
Charles
You called me once, nearly crying, because the lego Ferrari was sold out

MAX
No way, haha😂😂😂

CHARLES
Seb, you shit

DANIEL
Language!

CHARLES
You promised me, you wouldnt tell anyone

SEB
Ups...

KIMI
Can't we just talk about the fact that Lando created a chat group

LANDO
I was simply bored and then I thought it would be fun

CARLOS
Actually, thats not the whole story
He called me a few minutes ago and said he was bored. I was just joking when I said, he should create a chat group

ANTONIO
And here we are now

DANIEL
I think its a good idea. Everyone thinks that being an f1 driver is just about hating each other but here we can learn more about our colleagues

MAX
For example, that Charles cries when his lego car is sold out😂😂

CHARLES
Oh shut up

ALEX
Mate, this is starting better than expected

PIERRE
Im getting the popcorn

CHARLES
No no Pierre. You are not getting out of this
I know way too much about you
Remember that accident with your phone last week?

PIERRE
Charles no, I love you. Please don't

MICK
Ou yes. Tell us

CHARLES
Tu m'as accidentellement appelé pendant que tu faisais l'amour. C'était un sacré spectacle

LANDO
Wait- What

ESTEBAN
NO, U DIDNT

LEWIS
Oh my god, pierre

GEORGE
Since when do you understand French?

LEWIS
Never heard anything of a online Translator

PIERRE
Okay, stop!

KIMI
Bwoah

PIERRE
Dont "Bwoah" me know, Kimi!

KIMI
I "Bwoah" everyone of you right now

MAX
He didnt even hang up right away

CHARLES
MAX NO

ESTEBAN
how would you know?

MAX
I was with him that day😅

PIERRE
NO WAY, OH MY GOD

LANDO
This was the best idea I've ever had

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You want to know what Pierre did with his phone? Resolution in next chapter

Stay healthy,
xxx

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