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f-r-i-e-n-d-s

LANCE
Wont we talk about the fact, that Max and Charles were together last week

MAX
Huh
What do you mean?

LANCE
When Pierre called you by accident when he had sex you said you were with him

PIERRE
LANCE, SHUT THE FUCK UP

LANCE
What? Everyone put it in a translator

CHARLES
No, because I deleted the message afterwards

LANCE
ÄHM, well

LANDO
What the hell
Pierre?

NANDO
How did I end up here?

KIMI
Asking the right questions

LANCE
Can we come back to my question now @charles @max

ALEX
Yea, I wanted to know that too

CHARLES
Max can explain that better, right?

MAX
I hate you🖕
Ferrari and RedBull have arranged this so that we learn to deal with each other better
Apparently it's "annoying" when we argue

LANDO
It is annoying

GEORGE
FACT

LEWIS
Man, it is so hard to not punch you in the face, when you fight again

SEB
I totally know that feeling, Lew

ALEX
Same here (ex-Teammate facts)

CHARLES
OKAY we got it

MAX
You are being annoying right now, guys

CARLOS
Someone has to, if you aren't, no?

PIERRE
Can we please switch to another topic?
PLEASE

LEWIS
Come up with one then

ESTEBAN
I dont know if I believe the Max and Charles Story
They would never meet outside the track even if the teams tried to force them

CHARLES
We wanted to switch the topic, guys

MAX
Yea

NICK
No, no I am curious

LANDO
Spill!

GEORGE
Spill the tea, honey

SEB
Uff, George😅

CHECO
Normally, I am not that interested in the secrets of the others but know I want to know

NANDO
Even I want to know now

YUKI
Tell us, come on

MAX
Okay

CHARLES
You really want to

MAX
Yea
Actually, we quite like each other

NANDO
Are you for real?

LANDO
Okay wow

LEWIS
Okay guys stop the jokes
We wanted to know the truth

CHARLES
It IS the truth
We are friends and sometimes we hang out

SEB
Then why the fuck are you all annoying us with your fights all the time
I MEAN WHY

LANDO
Someone is furious here😂

ALEX
You werent a Teammate of them, Lando
If I would have been allowed to push him off the bridge, I would have done it when he was complaining about ,,Charles the Ferrari Dick"

CHARLES
MAX WHAT THE-

MAX
Im sorry?

CHARLES
Oh shut up, ass

LANCE
So this is one of these "Love-hate-friendships" where you spend time together but you also bully each other all the time?

CHARLES
Yea, kind of

MAX
Okay I really loved talking with you about that (no I didn't) but can we please switch the topic now

PIERRE
And PLEASE nothing about sex

GEORGE
Then we should talk about Landos life

KIMI
Bwoah

ALEX
Good one, George, good one👍😂

LANDO
I hate you all
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OMG Pierre, poor Lando. Not much to add I guess

Stay healthy,
xxx