𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 | 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦

silly season but make it ✨group chat✨

DANIEL
I think I forgot something

NICK
your keys?

GEORGE
your wallet?

MAX
your talent?

ALEX
not this again

MAX
probably forgot to take it with him from Abu Dhabi
In 2018.

SEB
I'm really trying not to laugh

NANDO
Same

LANDO
FUCK IT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

ANTONIO
HAHAHHAHAHAHA

DANIEL
Max, shut up, I've literally finished more races this year than you
and for you Antonio...why are you still here!?

ANTONIO
ehm

LEWIS
riiight he isn't driving anymore

KIMI
now that you mention it
what am I still doing here

LANCE
just so you know we have absolutely no problem with you staying
Antonio tho...

ANTONIO
I-

DANIEL
it was nice with you but times over.
Lando?

LANDO
yes, boss?

DANIEL
Escort him out please

LANDO
with pleasure

LANDO NORRIS removed ANTONIO GIOVINAZZI

DANIEL
thank you, little one

LANDO
I'm your employee, not your baby🙄
transfer the money later, will you?

DANIEL
of course

ALEX
am I the only one who thinks that this is lowkey weird...?

SEB
no.

LEWIS
nah

MAX
we are sailing on the same boat

NANDO
now that the annoying Italian is gone
what has Daniel forgotten, now?

DANIEL
I don't know
oh wait
WE FORGOT TO ADD THE NEW DRIVERS!?

ESTEBAN
what new-
OH SHIT THE NEW DRIVERS

YUKI
how could we forget Kevin and Guanyu...?

PIERRE
idk
why didn't bottas and mick say something

MICK
huh?

VALTTERI
To whom it may concern, I don't feel like I need to be concerned

LEWIS
classics😊

DANIEL
oh LAAAAAAAAAANDOOOOO

LANDO
add a few more letters, my display isn't full enough

LANDO NORRIS added GUANYU ZHOU

LANDO NORRIS added KEVIN MAGNUSSEN

LEWIS
welcome, guys

GEORGE
lovely to have you here

KIMI
let me introduce you to King and Queen of England, Mister George Russell and Misses I'm-Not-Gay-Lewis-Hamilton

GUANYU
I don't know what's going on but that was funny😂

CHARLES
he gets our humor

KEVIN
not this bullshit again

MICK
what do you mean, again?

KEVIN
we already had a group chat a few years back
Daniel was torturing us
And then he randomly threw me out and we never talked about it

LEWIS
ooooh yeah I remember
the "F1 playboys but we're actually nice"

SEB
that feels like ages ago

YUKI
what were you talking about in that group chat?

NANDO
that's definetly a story for another day

DANIEL
yup

SEB
I agree

LANDO NORRIS removed KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN

DANIEL
THAT WAS NOT THE DEAL

MICK
oh my god

YUKI
I'm crying

CHARLES
that was too random for my heart...wtf

LANDO
I take my job very seriously.
if the annoying Italian has to go, the Finn has to go too

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so you don't have to wait another two months for a new chapter? who would have thought

Hope you had a good day!

see ya,
xxx