still not the right time

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GEORGE
Okay, so this is kinda awkward

ALEX
No shit

GUANYU
Should we add him like, now?

MICK
Why not?

LEWIS
We should'nt make a big deal out of this
F1 is cruel

DANIEL
It is, so please stop being this weird

LANDO
Us? Weird?

DANIEL
Yes. You. Weird. 

SEB
It isn't Oscars fault that all of this...happened.
We should treat him the way everyone is treated here.

MAX
Lose his stepdaughter?

CHARLES
Change his nationality?

CHECO
Wake him up at 2 am because someone lost a "promise ring"?

YUKI
Make him hate Halloween?

LEWIS
Label him as gay because he likes fashion and dogs?

DANIEL
Ignore him when he archieves something?

GEORGE
Make bets with him about who is going to spin first?

LANDO
Ruin his shoes while trying to apologize for a crash?

KEVIN
Expose his antics in a group chat which existed YEARS ago?

ALEX
Rant to him about Austrian assholes? 

NICK
Try to set his bible on fire?

PIERRE
Scream at him if he doesn't know the dutch flag?

GUANYU
Pay him to add or remove people from this group chat?

VALTTERI
Organize dates for him with journalists?

CARLOS
Send Memes of him looking like a grandpa with bad eyesight in this group chat?

ESTEBAN
Call his boss a dumb peanut?

MICK
Take away his rights to pray loud and clear in german?

NANDO
Annoy him to death while screaming like a little child?

LANCE
Call him while having shameless sex and not hang up right away?

PIERRE
LANCE?!

CHARLES
We never wanted to talk about this again. Ever.

MAX
Like ever. ever.

LEWIS
Oh damn this feels like it happened ages ago

YUKI
Well actually...

PIERRE
YUKI!

CHARLES
He did it again, did he?

YUKI
Loud and clear.

SEB
Okay guys, this is going in a direction I really don't want it to go.

CHECO
Neither of us want that.

GUANYU
Pierre called who when he did what?

KEVIN
What happened here, guys

MICK
Oh right, they weren't there back then
Well listen...

SEB
MICK SCHUMACHER!

MICK
😐

LANDO
I think we should add Oscar before I'm starting to puke

LANDO NORRIS added OSCAR PIASTRI•

OSCAR
Hello, everyone
For real this time

MAX 
Do you have a girlfriend with a child?

CHARLES 
Are you really Australian?

CHECO 
Do you plan on getting your girlfriend a "promise ring"

YUKI 
Do you like Halloween?

LEWIS 
Do you like fashion or dogs?

DANIEL 
Are you planning on getting on the podium any time soon?

GEORGE 
Do you like bets?

LANDO 
Do you have fancy shoes?

KEVIN 
Were you involved in a group chat a few years ago?

ALEX 
Do you know an austrian who is an asshole?

NICK 
Do you own a bible?

PIERRE
Do you know the dutch flag?

GUANYU
Are you corruptible?

VALTTERI 
Do you like journalists?

CARLOS
Do you have a memey face?

ESTEBAN 
Do you like your boss?

MICK 
Are you christian?

NANDO 
Are you easily getting annoyed by children?

LANCE 
Do you like having sex with your phone anywhere near you?

SEB
PEOPLE!

PIERRE
LANCE!

CHARLES
GOD DAMN STOP IT!

OSCAR
Nope, still not right

OSCAR PIASTRI left the group•

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Hello peopleeee
Oscar still has some months of freedom left until I am officially throwing him into this mess:)

✨️random fact about me✨️
I attended my first F1 race in 2019 with my dad. I wasn't really interested back then and it took me another year to fall in love with race cars:)

See ya,
xxx

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