𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 | 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦

run, little demon, run

PIERRE
Has anyone of you seen Yuki?

NANDO
Ähm...no?

SEB
Everyone of us is on vacation
How should we know where he currently is?

PIERRE
I honestly don't know I am just really desperate to find him right now

LANDO
I don't think anyone of us can help you

CHARLES
How tf could you even loose him

PIERRE
We are at an event at lake como and...and I kinda lost him? I don't know where this little demon is

KIMI
Bwoah

LEWIS
You are seriously calling your teammate a little demon😂😈

PIERRE
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM

LEWIS
Yes
He is literally as big as a turtle

PIERRE
Ever heard something of the saying that the little things are the most dangerous ones?
Have you ever heard him talk on the team radio?
HE SWEARS MORE THAN MAX IN HIS FIRST YEARS

DANIEL
No way

SEB
That is literally impossible

MAX
Guys...🙄

DANIEL
Sorry not sorry, Maxy

PIERRE
Little demon
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

LEWIS
I don't think that we can help you

PIERRE
I don't care I just want him to appear here
Sponsors are waiting and Marko is furious

DANIEL
MARKO IS ALSO THERE
Yuki is so dead if he doesn't come back in 5 seconds

CHECO
Oh no

MAX
YUKI IF YOU SEE THIS - RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

NANDO
Calm down no need for drama

ALEX
no need? You want to get Yuki killed? Marko is the dirtiest and most asshole like human being that exists on this planet

DANIEL
Couldn't agree more

MAX
He once shoved me against the wall because I messed up in Quali. I can still feel the pain, when someone touches me where the wall hit me

PIERRE
He called me a pussy because I had to go to the toilet during debrief

CHECO
He was screaming at me because my win in baku was actually Max's

LANCE
What an asshole

SEB
Wow, he wasn't like that when I was at red bull

MAX
You won 4 titles for him of course he wasn't like that with you

ALEX
Oh no, that is not everything
He talked to Lily in Abu Dhabi, telling her to break up with me because no one wants a boyfriend who is such a loser

CHARLES
HE DID WHAT NOW

GEORGE
It was heavy
Luckily she didn't listen

MAX
Of course she didn't
She has a brain

PIERRE
Yuki please

LEWIS
Oh damn, he is going to be dead...21 isn't an age to die

SEB
Stop it, drama queen

KIMI
Bwoah

LANDO
I liked him, he was nice

NANDO
Can you please stop talking about him, like he is dead?

CHARLES
We are going to miss you, Yukes

MICK
Lieber Gott, pass auf Yuki Tsunoda auf und beschütze ihn von den bösen Geistern, die ihn Jagen und Verfolgen. Erlöse ihn von seinen Sünden und gib ihm Kraft für den Kampf gegen die Dämonen in Form seines Chefs

SEB
Mick...STOP IT

ALEX
What the hell was that

SEB
He was praying in German

NANDO
I don't think that will work

YUKI
What the fuck is going on here

DANIEL
RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, BITCH

MAX
RUUUUUUN

CHECO
RUUUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

PIERRE
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE MARKO IS COMING FOR YOU

ALEX
YOU'RE SO DAMN DEAD

MICK
GOTT HAT MICH ERHÖRT!!!!

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a little german lesson
*Dear God, take care of Yuki Tsunoda and protect him from the evil spirits who hunt and persecute him. Redeem him from his sins and give him strength to fight the demons in the form of his boss
*God has heard me

Thank you for reading this chapter. I love your creative and funny comments so...continue with that
It's summer break so I wanted to make something funny. Many of you wanted a bit more of Yuki so here it is (that is just the beginning hehe)

Also I know that Pierre isn't with Yuki at lake como but it fitted so I made this up...i don't like Marko but all the things he did to his drivers were (hopefully) just a product of my thoughts and ideas

See ya,
xxx