a bit respect for the little french, please

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CHARLES
okay everyone, listen here

SEB
it was quiet for a long time, now it's not anymore

CHARLES
thank you, seb for that very not necessary input

NICK
I mean...he is not wrong

CHARLES
ANYWAY
I wanted to go soft on you all but Ferrari is officially a championship contestant so I'd like to be treated as such
Which means: no jokes, no disrespect, no talks about the Lego car and certainly no mentioning me being French, am I clear?

LEWIS
...

SEB
...

NANDO
...

MAX
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

LEWIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YUKI
HAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHA

LANCE
HAHAHAH

PIERRE
PLEASE I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER

ALEX
MY STOMACH HAHAHAHA

CHARLES
what's funny?

LANDO
nothing Charles, you are just very cute

CHARLES
what do you mean with "cute"?

NANDO
First of all, Ferrari is good, but not thaaaat good

GEORGE
And second of all, championship contestants don't get treated differently
you're nothing special

CARLOS
also...I'm part of Ferrari too so if you want respect, mention me too, thank you very much

CHARLES
yes, Carlos, yes
we want respect

DANIEL
last year Max and Lewis were our championship contestants...think back how we treated them

CHARLES
...

*flashback*
*flashback*
*flashback*
*and for everyone who didn't see this - flashbacks are following*

LEWIS
I don't know what to say, honestly

MAX
Then shut the fuck up

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*did i mention that these are flashbacks?*

DANIEL
Okay maybe I am but at least I am not running around with gay outfits and posting gay stuff with my dog

LEWIS
OH God please

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LEWIS
Has anyone of you already had a coming out or something
That would make this a lot easier

CHARLES
Haven't you?

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PIERRE
HE SWEARS MORE THAN MAX IN HIS FIRST YEARS

DANIEL
No way

SEB
That is literally impossible

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CHARLES
Mate we were literally dying behind you
And you won in the end so fuck off

MAX
I know but still
Drama Queens all around

KIMI
Shut up

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MAX
the Instagram story you postet
THIS IS NOT THE FLAG OF MY DAMN COUNTRY

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DANIEL
Y'all remember Dramaqueensstappen?

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DANIEL
LANDO
REMOVE MAX
NOW!!!

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LEWIS
It's a big honor

VALTTERI
My God can you stop for once to talk like the queen of England

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PIERRE
Dang all grandpa's here

LEWIS
please WHAT

KIMI
Calm your titts down, Hamilton
We are all getting old

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MAX
aaaaaaaaaaand

DANIEL
I don't know what's going on with you guys but I have the sudden urge to do more interviews today

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MAX
Sooo I'm not gonna be mad because you were ignoring me
I'm taking it like the big boy I am

GEORGE
Lewis is too
up the butt

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ALEX
why is it always Max

*end of flashback*

CHARLES
okaaaay

LANDO
Max spent literally more time out of the group than in

MAX
thanks again for that

CHARLES
so no chances for me getting treated better?

CARLOS
us

NANDO
not really

LEWIS
don't even think about it

SEB
nope

CHARLES
great.

MAX
if you are really a championship contestant this year it will get so much worse, don't worry

CHARLES
...
I hate this.

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let's just pretend that I wasn't gone for two months, shall we?

see ya,
xxx

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