CHARLES
okay everyone, listen here
SEB
it was quiet for a long time, now it's not anymore
CHARLES
thank you, seb for that very not necessary input
NICK
I mean...he is not wrong
CHARLES
ANYWAY
I wanted to go soft on you all but Ferrari is officially a championship contestant so I'd like to be treated as such
Which means: no jokes, no disrespect, no talks about the Lego car and certainly no mentioning me being French, am I clear?
LEWIS
...
SEB
...
NANDO
...
MAX
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
LEWIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YUKI
HAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHA
LANCE
HAHAHAH
PIERRE
PLEASE I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER
ALEX
MY STOMACH HAHAHAHA
CHARLES
what's funny?
LANDO
nothing Charles, you are just very cute
CHARLES
what do you mean with "cute"?
NANDO
First of all, Ferrari is good, but not thaaaat good
GEORGE
And second of all, championship contestants don't get treated differently
you're nothing special
CARLOS
also...I'm part of Ferrari too so if you want respect, mention me too, thank you very much
CHARLES
yes, Carlos, yes
we want respect
DANIEL
last year Max and Lewis were our championship contestants...think back how we treated them
CHARLES
...
*flashback*
*flashback*
*flashback*
*and for everyone who didn't see this - flashbacks are following*
LEWIS
I don't know what to say, honestly
MAX
Then shut the fuck up
----
*did i mention that these are flashbacks?*
DANIEL
Okay maybe I am but at least I am not running around with gay outfits and posting gay stuff with my dog
LEWIS
OH God please
----
LEWIS
Has anyone of you already had a coming out or something
That would make this a lot easier
CHARLES
Haven't you?
----
PIERRE
HE SWEARS MORE THAN MAX IN HIS FIRST YEARS
DANIEL
No way
SEB
That is literally impossible
----
CHARLES
Mate we were literally dying behind you
And you won in the end so fuck off
MAX
I know but still
Drama Queens all around
KIMI
Shut up
----
MAX
the Instagram story you postet
THIS IS NOT THE FLAG OF MY DAMN COUNTRY
----
DANIEL
Y'all remember Dramaqueensstappen?
----
DANIEL
LANDO
REMOVE MAX
NOW!!!
----
LEWIS
It's a big honor
VALTTERI
My God can you stop for once to talk like the queen of England
----
PIERRE
Dang all grandpa's here
LEWIS
please WHAT
KIMI
Calm your titts down, Hamilton
We are all getting old
----
MAX
aaaaaaaaaaand
DANIEL
I don't know what's going on with you guys but I have the sudden urge to do more interviews today
----
MAX
Sooo I'm not gonna be mad because you were ignoring me
I'm taking it like the big boy I am
GEORGE
Lewis is too
up the butt
----
ALEX
why is it always Max
*end of flashback*
CHARLES
okaaaay
LANDO
Max spent literally more time out of the group than in
MAX
thanks again for that
CHARLES
so no chances for me getting treated better?
CARLOS
us
NANDO
not really
LEWIS
don't even think about it
SEB
nope
CHARLES
great.
MAX
if you are really a championship contestant this year it will get so much worse, don't worry
CHARLES
...
I hate this.
----
let's just pretend that I wasn't gone for two months, shall we?
see ya,
xxx
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