he is NOT getting married

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DANIEL
LANDO
REMOVE MAX
NOW!!!

LANDO
Why should I do that?

DANIEL
JUST DO IT

MAX
wait what-

LANDO NORRIS REMOVED MAX VERSTAPPEN

LANCE
Huh?

NANDO
What is going on here now?

LEWIS
I don't know but it's nothing good

SEB
Dan
What have you done?

DANIEL
He is going to fucking kill me if he finds out

PIERRE
That wasn't a very subtitle way to hide stuff from Max, you know?

DANIEL
yeah I know but I need your help

CHARLES
He is still gonna kill youuuuu

CARLOS
Why do you have to turn everything into a musical, Charles?

CHARLES
Yeeeeeees

SEB
He's just too much sometimes

CARLOS
agreed.

DANIEL
GUYS!!!

GEORGE
just tell us, before you explode

DANIEL
I lost the ring, Max wanted to give Kelly

SEB
you did what-!

LEWIS
You're having a dead wish, man?

NANDO
OH fuck

ALEX
wait-
MAX WANTED TO PROPOSE TO KELLY

MICK
Cute

ANTONIO
🥰

NICK
They are together for what? Half a year?!

YUKI
Even I know that is way too soon

CHECO
That dumbass marrying with 23
Too much stress

SEB
he is too young heilige Scheiße

DANIEL
NOOOO
Not an engagement ring
Nononono
A
How do you call it
Promise ring?

GEORGE
That is kind of an engagement ring
Just...don't know how to explain it

ALEX
and you lost it?

DANIEL
Yeah

ESTEBAN
Someone's bout to get himself killed yall

DANIEL
yeah, yeah, very funny can we come to the part where you guys help me???

CHARLES
what do you want us to do? Hide you until max is to old to search for you?

PIERRE
That would spare us a lot of drama the next days...

LANCE
He's right🙄

DANIEL
NOOOOOO
just distract him until I find a new one

CARLOS
Dan...
I just want to tell you that I saw someone storm into the McLaren Motorhome 2 seconds ago who looked very much like a certain red bull driver

DANIEL
puhhh I'm already at the hotel

CARLOS
Lando isn't

DANIEL
oh my god
Stay strong, honey bunch
DON'T LET HIM TAKE YOU DOWN

LANDO NORRIS ADDED MAX VERSTAPPEN

LANDO
I am so sorry
He literally ran over me

MAX
DANIEL FUCKING RICCIARDO I KNOW THAT THE RING IS MISSING

PIERRE
oh fuck

MAX
YOU HAD ONE JOB
TAKE CARE OF THE RING
AND YOU LOST IT

DANIEL
I am sooo sorry
I didn't mean to let this happen
Pls don't kill me

MAX
you dumb fucker

KIMI
bwoah I just stepped on a ring
What tf that doing in the paddock

DANIEL
you found it!!!

KIMI
found what?

MICK
Didn't you see our texts about it
Freaking out, stuff like that

KIMI
Bwoah was asleep
Hungover
So now tell me one thing
Who of you dumb fuckers wants to get married now

MAX
I am NOT getting married

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Little bit comedy after yesterday...desperately needed.

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