𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 | 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦

why aren't we talking about monza?

DANIEL
It's been one week
ONE FUCKING WEEK and nobody has been talking about my brilliant performance in Monza

LANDO
*our brilliant performance

DANIEL
Quiet, honey bunch, I'm talking to the adults here

LANDO
🙄

SEB
Told you this would happen

LANCE
listen to Max's plans they said, it's gonna help they said

ESTEBAN
I don't know why we even agreed now we have the salad with double topping
The angry and the happy version

DANIEL
What the hell are you even talking about

SEB
So sorry we didn't react sooner
We were kinda busy...

KIMI
Bwoah so much to do this week

NANDO
Schedule has been a bitch

LEWIS
I was at the met gala

PIERRE
Phone was dead

CHARLES
Armani shooting got in the way

CARLOS
Ate too many chilies and got sick

NICK
Nutella all over my phone

ALEX
Williams stuff

GEORGE
Mercedes Stuff

VALTTERI
I was cleaning my trophy

ESTEBAN
Birthday celebrations got in the way

LANCE
I was planning his birthday

MICK
Schumacher Doku release

YUKI
My cat ran away

CHECO
Got screamed at by Marko

ANTONIO
My pizza was in the oven

MAX
I had nothing to do, just avoided the topic

SEB
MAX

LEWIS
what tf you doing

MAX
Being honest
The others didn't want to talk about the win because when you get too bubbly over a successful moment you are unbearable

YUKI
It was all his fault

MICK
He told us to be quiet

LANDO
Swear!!!

VALTTERI
Why is it always the babies cracking

DANIEL
Lando it was your Podium too

LANDO
I know but Max hat believable arguments

DANIEL
Fuck you all

LEWIS
OH no

NICK
We messed up

ANTONIO
Such a bad idea, Max

--two hours later--

DANIEL
Okay who sent me fifty cans of redbull?

MAX
Me because I know you miss the free ones and now stop making drama and accept my apology

DANIEL
🥰

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I know it was ready a week ago but
MCLAREN ONE TWO MY BABIES DID IT

Can't express how happy I am they deserved it so much

See ya,
xxx