schnitzels, alps and this one austrian asshole

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DANIEL
I love Austria you know
Schnitzel
Lederhosen
Stuff like that

NANDO
Okay...?

DANIEL
Austria is beautiful like...look at the mountains

LEWIS
Does he know that we are in Belgium?

SEB
I am not sure

LANDO
Dan you okay?

DANIEL
The lakes around there are so pretty

KIMI
If he was drinking my Vodka I'll kill him

DANIEL
The Radler tastes so good

YUKI
He is scaring me

PIERRE
Dan!
Stop scaring Yukes

CHARLES
What is going on here

SEB
...

LANCE
What is happening

DANIEL
Oh I love Austria

MICK
He is on drugs

SEB
No he's not

MAX
I wouldn't be so sure about that

DANIEL
But the man this Country has brought us
IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME FORGET ALL THAT

CHECO
Don't tell me he is talking about Marko

PIERRE
He is

MAX
I mean I can't be mad at him for it
Austria hasn't done us good with him

LANDO
So we are ranting about Marko again

DANIEL
OH DAMN YES WE ARE

KIMI
Can you scream a bit faster my ice cream is melting

DANIEL
THAT MAN WAS COMING TO OUR GARAGE, TELLING ME I SHOULD GIVE UP BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO LEAVES RED BULL ENDS UP WHERE HE BELONGS...IN A FUCKING BIN

MAX
He said what!?

KIMI
Bwoah

LEWIS
🙄

ALEX
This man just roastet Pierre, Seb, Daniel and me in a single sentence

DANIEL
OH NO I AM NOT FINISHED
HE GAVE ME FIVE EUROS TELLING ME THIS IS EVERYTHING MY TALENT IS WORTH

CARLOS
Dios...

LANDO
What a bitch

PIERRE
He is my boss...why am I not leaving

ALEX
Not even in DTM I am free from him

DANIEL
We will never be

CHECO
I shouldn't have signed that contract

MICK
Ich weiß lieber Gott, dass man auf so etwas nicht hoffen sollte, aber ich flehe dich an, sorge dafür, dass dieser Demon das zeitliche Segnet sonst setze ich die Bibel in Brand

SEB
MICK, NEIN
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I am so sorry but my creativity is literally dying so I thought...why not talk shit about Marko again?
I think I don't need to translate it because...yeah Mick is praying for Marko finally leaving

(if you didn't know already, I am austrian too and I am not really proud to have this Man coming from us tbh)

Belgium is coming...what are your expectations?

See ya,
xxx

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