𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 | 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦

pet it, run away, pray

MICK
I am never getting near a horse ever again

LANDO
I think they are kinda cute

CARLOS
You grew up with them as you were living on a farm with your showjumper sister
Of course you like them

SEB
Does anyone want to tell me why Mick doesn't want to come near a horse ever again?

MICK
HE BIT ME

ANTONIO
Who bit you?

MICK
THE HORSE

NANDO
Are we getting a bit more context or should we just...

MICK
I am visiting my sister at her western tournament
With her damn horse
HE BIT ME

KIMI
Bwoah

YUKI
maybe you were annoying the horse?

ALEX
Horses get annoyed quickly that's true

GEORGE
From where do you know that

ALEX
One of my cousins does horseriding

LANDO
How many animals do you want to own
Albon Family: yes

ALEX
Oh shut up

MICK
what do I do now?

LANCE
What do you want to do?

MICK
I just want to run away

ESTEBAN
Then run?

MICK
I CAN'T
Gina said I have to look after her horse while she is changing for her performance
The horse looks at me like he wants to eat me alive

SEB
Why don't you pet it a bit?

MICK
I am scared

KIMI
Just say hello or something I don't care

MICK
Thank you Kimi that was really helpful🙄

LEWIS
What do you want us to say?

MICK
Where is Jesus when you need him?

LANDO
@Antonio

ALEX
@Antonio

LANCE
@Antonio

CHARLES
@Antonio

NICK
@Antonio

ANTONIO
Someone called for my presence?

MICK
JESUS

SEB
Okay this is very much getting out of hand

MICK
Oh dear, Antonio, Jesus, lord of my glory world. Please safe me from the beast in form of the horse from my lovely sister Gina and make him love me

ANTONIO
Jesus has listened to your prayers

MICK
Thank you, Son of God

LEWIS
What the seven world championships is going on here

KIMI
Bwoah

LANDO
Okay this is even weird for me

ANTONIO
What?
You started with that Jesus shit now get along with it and stop crying like little babies or I'll set the Bible on fire

MICK
You can't do that

SEB
DAS GEHT ZU WEIT NIEMAND SETZT DIE BIEBEL IN BRAND

LEWIS
Why does it always have to be German

YUKI
Entertaining

MICK
The horse is coming nearer with his big head
WHAT DO I DO

LEWIS
Pet it

NANDO
Run away

ANTONIO
Pray

2 minutes later

MICK
Hey everyone, this is Gina
My brother is running through the whole stable, screaming after Jesus to save him and tries to set the Bible of our mum on fire so I would be very delighted if someone of you could tell me what I should do now

LEWIS
Pet it

NANDO
Run away

ANTONIO
Pray

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Another lesson because I love my language
*THIS IS GOING TO FAR, NOBODY IS SETTING THE BIBLE ON FIRE
(I am so sorry for all the Christians reading this tbh)
(Funny cause I am a Christian too)

Well that was a bit chaotic but I guess you are reading this for a bit of chaos. A few people wanted more Antonio and Mick action so here it is

Can I ask you for a favor? Write me your driver in the comments from whom you want to read more. I am really excited to see which driver/s gets the main role in the next chapter

See ya,
xxx