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CHARLES
no no NO

CARLOS
what is happening now?

CHARLES
I - NO

PIERRE
Charles
just talk to him
that's the best you can do

CHARLES
NO

NICK
is NO the only language he speaks today?

LANCE
probably

CHARLES
I have a solution
Lando
LANDO
LANDO

CARLOS
He is partying in Dubai with Max

CHARLES
So Max won't see my messages now?!

SEB
I think he meant Fewtrell

MAX
what did you do, Charles

DANIEL
don't worry, I'll do this for you

DANIEL RICCIARDO REMOVED MAX VERSTAPPEN•

ALEX
why is it always Max

DANIEL
now tell us, Charlie
what have you done

CHARLES
I swear...this little thing was running so fast

SEB
who?

LEWIS
you are speaking in riddles

CHARLES
PENELOPE

SEB
YOU LOST A KID!?

GEORGE
OH MY FUCKING GOD

KIMI
YOU DUMB FUCKER LOST A KID

CHARLES
...

LEWIS
oh my fucking god

LANDO
I'M HABEJNF THE BEST TIME OF MY LIVFE

NANDO
NOT NOW LANDO

CHARLES
I didn't-

KIMI
this is not about a fucking promise ring or whatever this bullshit was
you lost a kid

CHARLES
I DIDN'T LOSE A KID

LANCE
what-

MICK
you just said...

CHARLES
I lost her stuffed animal

YUKI
but you said "she was running so fast"

CHARLES
yes...
and while she was running so fast
she dropped it and now it is gone
she just can't stop crying
it was her favorite little tiger

KIMI
bwoah tell us that sooner

CHARLES
YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH

ESTEBAN
Kimi went all serious mode there😂

KIMI
I just love kids

PIERRE
Have you really looked everywhere!?

CHARLES
yes.
can't find it

LANDO
Whatsam geuimg on here
wy is max aut

DANIEL
oh my god
HE IS DRUNK

CARLOS
no shit

LANDO
wy is max auf??????

KIMI
because Charles is dumb

LANDO
HAHAHAHHA same as alvaiss

•LANDO NORRIS ADDED MAX VERSTAPPEN•

CHARLES
NOOO

MAX
stop this bullshit
I know you lost it
YOU HAD ONE THING TO DO

PIERRE
he lost a stuffed animal
not the kid

MAX
IT WAS HER FAVORITE

CHARLES
nevermind
I found it

MICK
thank God

SEB
can we continue being normal again now

GEORGE
when were we ever normal

ALEX
never

KIMI
I'm going to sleep

YUKI
it's not even midnight yet...

KIMI
do I look like I care
but before I go
Norris Kid?

LANDO
YAAAAAA

KIMI
you alright?

LANDO
NVE BEN BETTA!!!!!

KIMI
great.

CARLOS
He will regret this in the morning

LANDO
SHUT UP

-- ten minutes later --

CHARLES
LANDO
THROW MAX OUT
I REALLY LOST THE KID THIS TIME

SEB
CHARLES!

YUKI
Happy New Year, I guess

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HAPPY NEW YEAR, MY LOVELY READERS

(no kid got hurt - Charles didn't lose anyone)

see ya,
xxx



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