CHARLES
no no NOCARLOS
what is happening now?CHARLES
I - NOPIERRE
Charles
just talk to him
that's the best you can doCHARLES
NONICK
is NO the only language he speaks today?LANCE
probablyCHARLES
I have a solution
Lando
LANDO
LANDOCARLOS
He is partying in Dubai with MaxCHARLES
So Max won't see my messages now?!SEB
I think he meant FewtrellMAX
what did you do, CharlesDANIEL
don't worry, I'll do this for you•DANIEL RICCIARDO REMOVED MAX VERSTAPPEN•
ALEX
why is it always MaxDANIEL
now tell us, Charlie
what have you doneCHARLES
I swear...this little thing was running so fastSEB
who?LEWIS
you are speaking in riddlesCHARLES
PENELOPESEB
YOU LOST A KID!?GEORGE
OH MY FUCKING GODKIMI
YOU DUMB FUCKER LOST A KIDCHARLES
...LEWIS
oh my fucking godLANDO
I'M HABEJNF THE BEST TIME OF MY LIVFENANDO
NOT NOW LANDOCHARLES
I didn't-KIMI
this is not about a fucking promise ring or whatever this bullshit was
you lost a kidCHARLES
I DIDN'T LOSE A KIDLANCE
what-MICK
you just said...CHARLES
I lost her stuffed animalYUKI
but you said "she was running so fast"CHARLES
yes...
and while she was running so fast
she dropped it and now it is gone
she just can't stop crying
it was her favorite little tigerKIMI
bwoah tell us that soonerCHARLES
YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISHESTEBAN
Kimi went all serious mode there😂KIMI
I just love kidsPIERRE
Have you really looked everywhere!?CHARLES
yes.
can't find itLANDO
Whatsam geuimg on here
wy is max autDANIEL
oh my god
HE IS DRUNKCARLOS
no shitLANDO
wy is max auf??????KIMI
because Charles is dumbLANDO
HAHAHAHHA same as alvaiss•LANDO NORRIS ADDED MAX VERSTAPPEN•
CHARLES
NOOOMAX
stop this bullshit
I know you lost it
YOU HAD ONE THING TO DOPIERRE
he lost a stuffed animal
not the kidMAX
IT WAS HER FAVORITECHARLES
nevermind
I found itMICK
thank GodSEB
can we continue being normal again nowGEORGE
when were we ever normalALEX
neverKIMI
I'm going to sleepYUKI
it's not even midnight yet...KIMI
do I look like I care
but before I go
Norris Kid?LANDO
YAAAAAAKIMI
you alright?LANDO
NVE BEN BETTA!!!!!KIMI
great.CARLOS
He will regret this in the morningLANDO
SHUT UP-- ten minutes later --
CHARLES
LANDO
THROW MAX OUT
I REALLY LOST THE KID THIS TIMESEB
CHARLES!YUKI
Happy New Year, I guess--------
HAPPY NEW YEAR, MY LOVELY READERS
(no kid got hurt - Charles didn't lose anyone)
see ya,
xxx
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