f1 playboys but we are actually nice

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Once upon a time, a young F1 newbie had the idea to bring 20 people together in a group chat. He wanted to get to know everyone better and turn them into his family.

That dumbass was Daniel Ricciardo and it was six years ago.

And his idea was basically the silliest he could have ever had. No one knows how it ended, how it began or what happened in between.

Appart from me.

And I am the kind of person to annoy everyone with unnecessary informations.

So öhm, story teller? Your turn.

a normal day, on a completely normal sunday on a very normal june day, a normal...

My God, it was a random day in 2016.

It was a very calm and quiet night.

DANIEL
MAAAAAAAAAAAX VERSTAPPEN

Okay, maybe it wasn't.

But Daniel was never the calm type anyway.

Thank God Max wasn't either.

MAX
MY GOD DANIEL, IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING

NANDO
why are you awake and why do I feel like something dumb is coming

BRITNEY
why am I even awake to witness this

NICO
why is sleeping beauty online

BRITNEY
bc princess charming is flooding my phone with baby pictures
she seems to forget about the time difference

JOYLON
oh my god, I didn't know you and Lewis have a baby
congrats

NICO
shut up, palmer

NANDO
uuuuuh
we're talking shit about palmer again
I'm in

JOYLON
öhhh, no?

ROMAIN
not to be the outsider here but the joke was actually pretty good, joylon

KIMI
it was lame and you are a baguette
facts spoken

FELIPE
I don't understand anything anymore

MAX
neither do I.
why was I woken up again
DANIEL?

DANIEL
uhhhh, I just wanted to
öhhh
lighten the mood?

MAX
by waking me up at 2 in the fucking morning
what's going on?

DANIEL
couldn't sleep, I suppose...

MAX
aaaw

LEWIS
why is he reacting that chill

DANIIL
wait a bit

MAX
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME INTO THIS MISERY WITH YOU THEN YOU DUMBASS???

DANIIL
aaaand there you have it

SEB
Max
be nice.

MAX
🙄

CARLOS
it's too soon for this, why is everyone screaming

MAX
great.
you woke the Spaniard up.
now I'll have to listen to his half Spanish, half English "I'm still half asleep" slang he uses when he is tired

CARLOS
I don't-
okay I do

ESTEBAN
can we just go to bed please

DANIEL
I still can't sleep

MAX
Should I come over and talk to you until you fall asleep?

LEWIS
Wow

VALTTERI
That just took a wild turn

MARCUS
plot twist of the century

DANIEL
that would actually be very nice
thanks

MAX
on my way
and please, AND I BEG YOU, don't turn on this drama series you've been watching before going to sleep these days
I can't take this drama now

BRITNEY
hey!
Dramas before bed are good for becoming a more bearable person

KIMI
then you are watching the wrong dramas, blondie

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a new update daaaay and it's midnight.
wanted to try something new so I thought - why not jump to the past for a bit.


see ya,
xxx

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