Sanders Sides One-shots

Nerdy

Roman making fun of Logan for being a nerd, when he's as much a theater nerd as Logan is a knowledge nerd. 

Roman sees Logan reading a textbook because information, "You're such a nerd, who reads text books?"

And before Logan can respond, Virgil jumps in,"I've seen you read a collection of Grimm Fairytales, the book just as big, if not, bigger, than Logan's textbook. Shut up."

Commence offended Princey noises

Logan's turn to pick a movie on Movie night and Roman's whining, "Really? What surprise, the nerd picked a documentary. On what? Astronomy?"

And Janus whacks him saying, "We don't complain when you make us watch terrible short film stories of Greek Myths. Or Disney for the thousandth time. Or rewatching Waitress. So please, keep complaining, it totally doesn't make me wanna gag you."

And Remus peeks over the couch, since he's not allowed to show himself in movie night, because he refuses to wear a onesie. And clothes, "Kinky!"

And Virgil and Janus have to get Roman to shut him up since he's the only one who can.

Roman joking about his glasses and tie, "You wear glasses, a tie, and you talk like a teacher. Can you get any geekier?"

And Remy just stares at him, "Babes, my love, my king, light of my life...you wear a Disney Prince costume on a daily basis, talk like you just came out of the renaissance, and spend weeks in the Imagination going on quests and adventures like an actual fairytale hero. You have a samurai sword. ...Who's the nerd?"

"Wh- Logan! I'm a thespian! He's a nerd! There's a difference!"

And Virgil walks in and hugs his flamboyant boyfriend, "You're a theater nerd, Princey. And you obsess over it much more than Logan does with his words and knowledge."

Janus walks in and leans on Remy, "Nerd doesn't just mean being good at school and being informed. It's not like Logan plays D&D or obsesses over Big Bang Theory."

"Yeah, babe, those are both things you would enjoy."

And Logan's just silently smirking at Roman's boyfriends ganging up on him. Roman doesn't talk to them for a week or two, after that. Logan feels a little bad, because Roman was just being his own way of affectionate, so he invites Roman to start watching The Big Bang Theory with him, and it turns out they both like it. So now they're bonding nerd best friends.