Sanders Sides One-shots

Harry Potter AU headcanon

So, I'm miraculously ungrounded! And I couldn't stop thinking about what the roles would be in a Harry Potter AU, so, here's my thoughts

Harry Potter- Roman
Dudley- Remus
Ron- Virgil
Hermione- Logan
Draco- Janus
Dumbledoor- Thomas
Hagrid- Patton
Magonogal- Remy
Magonogal opt. 2- Joan
Sirius Black- Remy opt. 2
Snape- Orange
Remus Lupin- Emile
Voldemort- Romulus (King Creativity- fan character)

How they would change:

Roman would enjoy the praise for a bit after being tormented. But, his insecurities and trauma would eventually get to him again

Remus would discover that he has powers, too. The powers just skipped his mother

Virgil would be a lot more snippy and critical. He and Roman have that "I absolutely despise you" friendship, but then sob uncontrollably when one if them breaks their arm. Then punch them once they realize that they're not dying

Logan........nah, he's pretty much the same as Hermione

Janus......he and Roman make Virgil jealous with the tense gay energy. Janus is otherwise the same.

Thomas....he's just Thomas. He'll try to sound old and wise, but he just can't without breaking out into a big smile and giggling.

Remy as Mogongal....he's just a slightly more responsible Remy.

Joan as Mognogal....it's- it's just Joan

Remy as Sirius- Is just Remy

Emile as Lupin- Still, not much change. Though, he and Remy would be canonically gay for eachother

Now, my favorite....Romulus!!!!! I love this idea I had. See- Roman AND Remus are horcruxes!!!!!!!!! But everyone thinks it was only Roman. Remus' "parents" always wanted a child, but they always had bad luck. So, when his mom's sister died, leaving the children to her and her husband, they took an opportunity. They thought that Remus was a snub (muggle born to wizard parents), and claimed he was their son. But really, Remus just didn't have enough time to actually develop any powers. And then being raised to believe that he didn't and seeing his Roman was "bad" for having them, he subconsciously suppressed them. (Roman wouldn't know about wizards, though.)

And it makes sense for Romulus- Thomas (Dumbledore) befriending him when he was younger? Romulus going corrupt? Romulus eventually "dying" and splitting his soul into Roman and Remus, accidentally or not?

It just fits!!!

Part of me really wants to write this fanfic, now-....would you guys like to see a story like this? You really gotta tell me if you wanna see this- and if you want it, who do you want for Mogongal?

Update- realized I forgot to explain Patton and Orange

Patton- He's a dwarf. Well- not as we know them. He's the size of a human, but his parents were giants, so he's a dwarf since he's a giant. Confused, yet? :) Also- he most definitely did NOT save Aragon. Aragon is the new Sabbers :)

Orange as snape. Well, I still am not settled on what Orange could be. My favorite is that Orange is Joan- but I often use Orange as King Creativity because it's fun. But, in the headcanon, we're going with he represents Apathy/Cruelty. He hates Romulus (Voldemort), but he got pulled along because he didn't really care and he was just bored. But....then...he felt love again.