Hi guys! I think football is kind of stupid(if you don't think so, heres a reason why you shouldn't like them: THEIR JUST KICKING A FLIPPING FOOTBALL AROUND! I MEAN, SOME NORMAL PEOPLE, WITH NORMAL JOBS, EARNS ABOUT £50-100 A WEEK! AND THEY EARN A FLIPPING £100,000 A MONTH OR SO!!!)
1.say their dumb
2.say they just kick a ball around
3.say it breaks 50% of peoples body
4.say "boo!" to their favourite team
5.if a football misses the goal, say "yay!"
6.say mean things about your friends team
7.say your teams the best and theirs is pathetic!
8.if someone falls, you fall on top of them
9.say a song about football(e.g:football stinks! Football stinks, oh yeah they stink! YES THEY DO! I made that up, lol)
10.distract the footballer when their doing a penalty!
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1000 ways to annoy people
HumorHi guys! This is just going to be like my other book...NOT...IM GOING TO ADD STUFF IN NOW 'N' THEN INTILL I GET TO 1000!!!! SO PLEASE...FOLLOW, COMMENT, VOTE AND ENJOY, So let's get on with it:
