Hi guys, I've wanted to play music all my life and when I finally did, I WAS AWFUL, I DIDNT PLAY IT RIGHT, I NEVER DID! So let's go!
1.when your doing a duet with someone, play it completely wrong!
2.say you've tuned your music, and when it's time to play the music, it's not tuned right!
3.instead of playing it right, you just strum your hand over every single(e.g:string, button ext. I told you I wasn't good at music!)
4.say that you've practised, and when you play the song, it's completely wrong!
5.when your meant to sing and play, your playing your instrument and singing, then you start a coughing fit on purpose because you don't know the words!
6.drop your instrument repeatedly on purpose!
7.keep saying the music teachers name wrong!(e.g:mr.dooner=mr.tuner)
8.say to the teacher that you've learned something! And he asked what! You start playing random notes in random orders!
9.when the teacher asked for your your instrument, you give it to him but it drops on their foot! You just say "I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT?!"
10.they repeat the song loads of times, and all they want you to do is play 3 notes at a time! YOU PLAY IT WRONG EVERY TIME!!
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1000 ways to annoy people
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