Hi everyone, I seriously do not like love!(sry if some people do!)I just don't like the kissing, but...I'm not even a teenager yet, so that's probably why...Anyway...LETS GO!!
1.when their trying to kiss, barge in and say something totally random!
2.say 'ewwww' to everything they do!
3.say 'ooh laa laa' if they say something romantic(e.g:will you marry me? I love you!)
4.spoil everything for them(it's kind of harsh, I know, but if you don't want to, that's fine!)
5.if they are a friend of yours, and they are sitting together, jump in the middle of them!
6.when their about to kiss, jump in the middle of them, and ask "so...what we doing?!"
7.when you see your friend hugging someone, split them up!(harsh, I know!)
8.say to your friend who loves someone "you don't want to love him/her, she/he wets the bed!"
9.embarrass your friend when they like someone!
10.throw things at the two when they are about to kiss!
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1000 ways to annoy people
HumorHi guys! This is just going to be like my other book...NOT...IM GOING TO ADD STUFF IN NOW 'N' THEN INTILL I GET TO 1000!!!! SO PLEASE...FOLLOW, COMMENT, VOTE AND ENJOY, So let's get on with it:
