Hi guys, my friend loves chickens! So if your reading this, and your my friend, do not...I repeat not read this, it's cruel! Let's go!
1.when they make a noise, you copy it right after
2.steal it's food
3. Poke its face
4.start a chicken fight
5.rub your butt in their face
6.rub your butt in their butt
7.keep saying in a cute voice "Who's a good chicken? Who's a a good chicken? WHOS A GOOD CHICKEN? Well...not you I guess!"
8.if a chicken is sad, say "ohhh, what's the matter little chicken chicken chicken? Aw wu wad?!"
9.steal it's bed
10.push it when it tries to get somewhere!
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1000 ways to annoy people
HumorHi guys! This is just going to be like my other book...NOT...IM GOING TO ADD STUFF IN NOW 'N' THEN INTILL I GET TO 1000!!!! SO PLEASE...FOLLOW, COMMENT, VOTE AND ENJOY, So let's get on with it:
