Hi, im totally fat, and that gets on my nerves, so im going to do what people do to me:
1.constantly keep saying that their fat
2.poke them in the belly
3.say nasty things about them being fat
4.keep telling them to loose wait
5.pretend their belly is a pillow
6.pick on them
7.tell them out of 100% how fat they are
8.say if they loose 3 pounds, they get £100(only works if your over 3 pounds, also by that i mean 3 pounds in weight, not £)
9.push their belly
10.run into them(on their belly)
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1000 ways to annoy people
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