How to annoy fat people

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Hi, im totally fat, and that gets on my nerves, so im going to do what people do to me:

1.constantly keep saying that their fat

2.poke them in the belly

3.say nasty things about them being fat

4.keep telling them to loose wait

5.pretend their belly is a pillow

6.pick on them

7.tell them out of 100% how fat they are

8.say if they loose 3 pounds, they get £100(only works if your over 3 pounds, also by that i mean 3 pounds in weight, not £)

9.push their belly

10.run into them(on their belly)

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