Hello, once again, my friend, Lucy, loves owls as well as chickens, so I'd like like to push her to the limit and do this...
1.mimic them
2.do charades and do an owl by flapping your arms wildly and making stupid noises
3.say that owls kill things
4.say that owls are really dumb and stupid
5.tell them why they like them, if they say because I just do, you say but why do you like them!
6.if you see an owl lover, you yell at them "STOP BEING NOT NORMAL, ITS NOT NORMAL TO BE NOT NORMAL!"
7.give them a quick reminder that owls are really stupid
8.keep telling them owls are stupid, after a while they will think its true!
9.say to your friends "OOOH LOOK AT ME, IM AN OWL, TWIT-TWIT-TAWOOOOOOOO!!!"
10.tell them to like something else and that they're crazy!
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1000 ways to annoy people
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