How to annoy vegetarians

110 1 0
                                    

Hi everyone, I am totally not a vegetarian! I hate my veggies!!(no offence to the vegetarians out there!)I'm not really a fan of meat really, but I like cheese a lot!! so let's get rolling!!

1.brag about how much better meat is than veggies

2.say yum when your eating meat every couple of minutes, and get longer and louder each time!!

3.say that there disgusting because their eating their veggies!

4.ask if you could eat meat in front of them!

5.throw them a surprise party at KFC!

6.do a taste test, and put meat in their mouth!

7.shove meat in their face!!

8.ask if you feel all right(because their eating veggies)

9.ask if their an alien who only likes veggies!

10.say that meat is disgusting!!

1000 ways to annoy peopleWhere stories live. Discover now