*Michael Myers,Jason Voorhees,and Freddy Kruger walk in*
Jeff: Oh god...Them.
Me: You know them?
Jeff: Yeah! Those bastards think they're better than us just because they have movies!
Freddy: What's wrong,Joker 2.0? Jealous that we're ACTUALLY scary? *laughs*
Jeff: *rolling up his sleeves* What the f*** did you call me?! YOU JEALOUS OF THIS SMILE?! I'LL CARVE ONE INTO YOUR FACE TOO!
Me: Knock it off,Jeffery.
Jeff: *huffs* So what if us Creepypastas are less scary?! We're more effective at killing! *points at Michael and Jason* LOOK AT THOSE LUG-HEADS AND HONESTLY TELL ME THAT THEY'RE GOOD AT KILLING!
Michael: ...*glares at Jeff*
Jason: *grips his machete tightly*
Jeff: Those jacka$$es are slow too! How the hell can they kill anyone?!
Michael: *somehow snuck up behind Jeff and has his knife on his throat*
Jeff: WHAT THE HELL?! HOW?!
Me: Movie magic I suppose.
Jeff: You've changed...You've changed a lot,Michaela.
Me: Actually,Michaela and I are separate entities now. You can simply call me Fox.
Jeff: Fox? If you're Fox,then where's Michaela?!
Me: ...
Jeff: Where. Is. She.
Me: She is no longer a Creepypasta. Nor is she an active OC.
Jeff: What?!
Me: She's underdeveloped. She's unlikable. She an edgy try-hard. A kitsune like her doesn't belong in this fandom. Besides,I have another kitsune OC.
Jeff: Where is she?!
Me: In a mental storage unit. A void. Purgatory if you will. Where all my scrapped characters go. Nobody will be seeing her for a while. Even when she comes back,you won't be seeing her again.
Jeff: ...You didn't let me say goodbye.
Michael: *is no longer behind Jeff*
Me: You two shouldn't have been together in the first place. You're an edgy killer. She's more of the hero type. This was my mistake. I was the reason you two "fell in love". I'm starting over now. Don't worry. I have a Slasher OC that works as a Creepypasta OC as well.
Jeff: Wait?! They're one of them?! *points to the slashers*
Me: Yes,and she won't be trying too hard to be funny like Michaela. In fact,she won't speak at all...
Jeff: What have you done...
YOU ARE READING
Ask the creepypastas!
FanfictionAsk the creepypastas or me! Michaela Black(I'm a demon fox) the ones you can ask are...... -Jeff(of course) -E.J.(Eyeless Jack) -Masky -Hoodie -Toby -Liu(yes,he's alive. If ya want him dead too bad) -Jane(Why am I adding this b**** on here?) -Smile...
