Jeff: what?!?
Me: this is my home! Before I left I-I buried my parent's body so the cops wouldn't find them! God I have so many regrets.
Jeff: but I don't smell it.
Me: highly developed nose.
Jeff: oh.
Me: I still remember their screams...Lilac's too.
Jeff: it wasn't your fault...you weren't in control.
Me: yes it is....I never should have trusted it.
Jeff: come on,let's go back.
Me: ok...fine.
???: hiss
Me: huh? *bounces over to the sound*
Jeff: so Michaela,where should we- oh god she wondered off didn't she.
~Le tem skep~
Jeff:*freaking out like a bish* MICHAELA!!! WHERE THE FAK ARE YOU?!?
Me:*sneaks up behind him* right here!!! Also I made a friend!
Jeff:*notices a snake wrapped around me*
Snake:hissssss....hiss.
Me: he really likes me,he's been hugging me all day and wouldn't let go!
Jeff: hug? More like constrict you to death.
Me: that's what you think,Jeffrey!I speak snake! But my Snake-lish is poor so I might of confused "die mother f***er" with "let's be friends"....so yeah.
Snake: hiss hiss
Me: he said "hello Jeff"!
Snake:hiss hiss!
Me: oh wait...my bad...he said "f*** you,Jeff".
Jeff: leave the snake! Let's go!
~Le tem skep ~
Back at camp kilmi now....
Splendor: BEN,Allison...for the last time....where is Jeff and Michaela!
BEN* trying to hold back laughter but fails* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I-I swear...hehe...w-we have no idea-*splendor grabs him and throws him through a window* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Splendor: you'll tell me right,Allison?
Allison: only because I don't wanna end up like BEN
BEN: true.
Allison: we um...tiedthemupsidedowntoatreefarawayfromthecampbutitsjustaprankbro!
Splendor: what?!?
Jeff: WHICH ONE OF YALL DANM MOTHER FAKAS THOUGHT LEAVING US IN WOODS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?
Me:*pops out of nowhere* I SWEAR TO GOD ONE OF YALL IS GONNA LOSE A FAKING ARM!
Everyone:*points at BEN and Allison* they did it! *runs off*
Me:*puts Allison in a choke hold* IM A KILL YOU GIRL!
BEN: f*** this s*** I'm out!
Me:*grabs him with my tails* oh no you don't! The captain goes down with the ship!
BEN: oh heaven help me!
Jeff: get 'em Michaela!
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FanfictionAsk the creepypastas or me! Michaela Black(I'm a demon fox) the ones you can ask are...... -Jeff(of course) -E.J.(Eyeless Jack) -Masky -Hoodie -Toby -Liu(yes,he's alive. If ya want him dead too bad) -Jane(Why am I adding this b**** on here?) -Smile...
