Me: *finishes beating up BEN and Allison* and now you know not mess with me!
Bella: what stinks?!? It's disgusting!
Me:*sniffs the air* smells like onions that have been left out in the sun! Oh wait,that's me!
Bella: ever heard of a shower?
Me: I would take a bath,but bathtub is filled half way with cockroaches and other beetles...so no.
Bella: at least put on some deodorant or perfume!
Me: deodorant I can do...well...sometimes,perfume....it's the stuff of evil!
Bella: ever heard of being a girl?!?
Me: bish I am a woman!
Bella:then you need to stop acting like a tomboy and act like a lady!*grabs my ear and drags me off*
Me: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! Jeff help me! I don't want to be a demon of hell!
Bella: you're already are a demon of hell!
~at Bella's cabin~
Bella: day one of being a girl!
Me: well I'm f***ed. I have to find an excuse to get out of this mess-
Jeff: Hey Michaela! We got a dare!
Me: oh thank god. Coming!
bellacat202 has dared Michaela to burn all of BEN drowned's video games....
Me: sweet revenge...ehehehe!
~later~
Me:ok...I got all him games in a pile,Jeff pass me the lighter!
Jeff:*passes me the lighter*
Me:*burns all ben's games*
BEN: DA FAK?!?!?
Me: karma is a bish,BEN.
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