~finally after Splendor stopped singing~
Splendor: Welcome to Camp kilmi now! I'm sure you'll like it here!
Me: I get why it's called camp kilmi now.
Splendor: I'll show you your cabins!
Jeff: oh this is gonna be great,notice the sarcasm.
~later~
Splendor: Cabin A is Jeff and Michaela! Cabin B is Bella and Eyeless Jack! Cabin C is BEN and Allison!
~after about two minutes of names and cabins~
Splendor: Oh and finally,Jack and Jill! She's not here yet but she'll be here soon! Anyway! Since it's such a hot day today,I was thinking about swimming in the lake!
Everyone: YAY!
Jeff: hey BEN,you know the best part about swimming in the lake?
BEN: why no Jeffrey,why don't you tell me?
Both: HOT GIRLS IN BIKINIS!* high fives*
BEN: Jeff,I got an idea so bat s*** crazy it just might work!!!
Jeff: alright amigo,tell me this brilliant idea of yours!
BEN: me drowning again.
Jeff: DA FAK?!?* pointing at BEN* DIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS SUICIDAL-* BEN elbows him in the gut* OW!
BEN: shut up stupid! I don't want Allison to hear us!
Jeff: and why not?!? That plan is bat s*** crazy!
BEN: how else am I supposed to trick Allison into giving me mouth to mouth?!?
Jeff:............(realization in 3......2....1...).....oh s***! You crazy son of a b****! That's genius!!
Splendor: what's genius?
Jeff: stay out of this!
Splendor:okay!
BEN: the old pretend to drown so a hot chick can give you mouth you mouth but in reality you tricked her into kissing you trick!
Both: yeah!
~later~
Me: guys...*wraps tails around myself* I don't like this,I feel so exposed in a bikini!
Allison: you don't see me complaining! The best part of being at the lake is that there's a bunch of shirtless hot guys!
Jane: I know which one I'll be keeping a close eye on...*sigh*Masky...
Me: that's fine with me but if you ever gawk at Jeff I will kill you when we get back to the mansion!
BEN: Jeff please don't do this to me! This is madness!
Me: da f***? Was that BEN?
Allison: let's check it out! What's BEN doing at the dock? I thought he can't swim! Uh oh!
Jeff: madness? THIS IS SPARTA!*kicks BEN into the lake*
BEN:F*********************************************! *pretending to drown* Ali help me!!!* sinks underwater*
Allison: BEN!! Hold on Ali is coming!* cannon balls into the lake*
Me: Jeff.......what the f*** did you do?!?
Jeff: relax Michaela! BEN's not really drowning,he's just doing to trick Allison into kissing him.
Me: wow,he really is a perv! Should I tell her?
Both: nah.
Me: I'll let BEN have his fun.
Jeff: speaking of fun,Allison is giving him mouth to mouth already!
Me: this should be fun...
Allison:*continues to give mouth to mouth*
BEN:*holds her tight and kisses her*
Me: Le gasp!
Jeff: Le poof!
Allison:*breaks free and b**** slaps BEN upside the head* BEN! Don't scare me like that! I thought you were actually drowning!
BEN: Ali,I already died,I can't die twice unless I'm a cat. Then I could die 8 more times!
Jeff: like I said....Le poof. Also,why are tails wrapped are around you? Don't want to show off the bikini your wearing?
Me: I feel exposed.
Jeff: i think you'd look hot in a bikini.
Me: you're only saying that because you're a guy.
Jeff: that's sexist.
Me: you made it sexist!
Jeff: just get in the lake!* dives in*
Me: fine* jumps in* Jeff are you nose-bleeding?
Jeff: the good news is that your tails aren't wrapped around you.
Me: f***.
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