Heyyy! I don't have the motivation to write a full story so I'm gonna do some incorrect quotes cause that's fun lmao anyways enjoy :)
Molly: Sherlock? do you like John?
Sherlock: *nervous sweating* what? No
Molly: then why do you have S+J written in your notebook
Sherlock: ......it stands for Suffering and genocide
Molly: .......genocide begins with a G not a J Sherlock...
Sherlock: .....shit
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Lestrade: Sherlock why are you smiling?
Sherlock: can I not just smile because I feel like it?
John: Moriarty face planted on the pavement
Yes I say pavement I'm British. What you gonna do about it?
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Sherlock: hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
John: b-bees?
Sherlock: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES
John: wait wha- no I-
Moriarty: *runs in with a jar of bees chanting* BEES BEES BEES BEES
John: *_*
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John: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Sherlock: *swallowing the key* truly unfortunate....
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Sherlock: *mixing chemicals* I have no idea what I'm doing, I just know I'm doing it really well
John: *hiding behind a chair dodging flying glass* mhm
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Hey again xD I hope you enjoyed reading whatever the hell this was xD
I also have another book based around incorrect quotes so go check that out!
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Johnlock OneShots!
FanfictionHere! *throws* take the fluff! Oh uhhhh and the angst- and the Johnlock- (ARTWORK NOT MINE!)
