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Anderson: GUYS I HAVE ANOTHER THEORY ABOUT HOW SHERLOCK COULD'VE FAKED HIS DEATH
Lestrade: ugh, what is it now?
Anderson: HIS CHEEKBONES BROKE HIS FALL AND ITS ACTUALLY THE PAVEMENT THATS BLEEDING-
Lestrade: *grabs chair* I SWEAR TO FU-
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John: guys...you promised not to tell anyone about it.
Sherlock: and hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.
Mycroft: welcome to the real world
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Jim: *holding a masquerade mask*
Sherlock: what's with the...
Jim: it's my disguise.
Sherlock: but I still know it's you..
Jim: *pulls down mask* not if I do this you don't.
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Sherlock: does the letter W begin with a D?
John: does the letter G begin with a J?
Mycroft: I'm sorry... WHAT THE FU-
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Sherlock: *looking at Mycroft and Lestrade* I just found a new drug. It's called your relationship...
Sherlock: *whispers* and I'm high on it.
Mycroft and Lestrade: ...run? Run.
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Jim: i am so SICK of summer, i want AUTUMN, i want to wear HATS and eat SOUP and drink HOT COFFEE and rake LEAVES and summon DEMONS while everyone is ASLEEP and the moon is FULL and I'm wearing a JUMPER.
Sherlock: mood
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Sherlock: my music taste is impeccable. One minute I'm listening to strawberry blond by mistki and the next I'm listening to mamma by My Chemical Romance.
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Mycroft: Sherlock whilst I'm gone, you're in charge.
Sherlock: YES!! *starts making plans with John*
Mycroft: *whispers to Greg* you're secretly in charge.
Lestrade: duh
Mycroft: *leaves*
Lestrade: *goes over to plan with John and Sherlock*
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