Heyyyy, welcome to more incorrect quotes because writers block is a thing :)
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Sherlock: John! I've looked everywhere for my shirt! I can't find it anywhere!
John: everywhere you say?
Sherlock: yes
John: *opens drawer and pulls out a shirt*
Sherlock: I swear that drawer was NOT there a minute ago-
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Molly: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Jim: killed without hesitation
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John: I'm gay
Mrs Hudson: waters wet, Jim's a psychopath, Mycroft is hot-
John: ...what-
Mrs Hudson: sorry I though we were naming obvious things.
Mycroft: did- did she just say I'm hot?
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Sherlock, opening a Capri sun: I guess I'll drink my sorrows away
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John: how do you tell someone their breath stinks?
Sherlock: hey I'm bored, let's go drink mouthwash.
John: *walks over to Jim* hey I'm bored, let's go drink mouthwash
Jim: ...ok. I should let you know that I'm a champion in the mouthwash drinking competition.
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Johnlock OneShots!
FanfictionHere! *throws* take the fluff! Oh uhhhh and the angst- and the Johnlock- (ARTWORK NOT MINE!)
